One time me, my cuzzin and my babymomz went to vegas. She was being a bitch that whole nite so later when we were in bed she was snoring like a muffucca and we jus got done eatin at a taqueria. I felt my stomache bubble up somethin fierce, i knew it was all wind and no chocolate so i pulled my pants down slowly and rested my ass cheeks right on her thigh and let the loudest fart that I ever conjured up... She stopped snoring and was like "what?.. .what you say?". i jus pretended like i was asleep tryin hella hard not to bust up laughin and she went back to bed hahaahaha