Same day as Tech N9ne...... 5/27/09

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No concert is more important than the birth of your child. If you're fumbling whether or not to be at a Tech show or the birth of your son, then everything everyone says about you is true.
 
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Have the hospital take part of the staff to the courthouse, and get Tech to move his show to the courthouse. Son's birth, trial, Tech show all in one.
 
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Naw its that date forsure we are having a sea section she has to she has a chance of bleeding to death if she does it normal its scary and stessfull
Is that one of those underwater births? I guess the salt water will help with the bleeding.
 
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Yea whatever u say zero u just some kid that sits on his parents computer all day while they are at work
Yeah my parents don't let me interweb so I sneak the shit in... Even though it's known that I have my own place with a solid relationship and no "oops" children. And for the fucking record, you sperm shooting "my bad" factory... I'm not dumb enough to shoot loads in broads when I can't afford it. It's much cheaper to pay for a fucking condom. You can check out Trojan.com for more info.

Naw its that date forsure we are having a sea section she has to she has a chance of bleeding to death if she does it normal its scary and stessfull
So you have no idea about birth or what your skank ho is going through, since you can't even spell the operation she's having ("sea section"?).

Here let me help, since it seems that the only thing you read is the sicc...
A Caesarean section (or Cesarean section in American English), also known as C-section or Caesar, is a surgical procedure in which incisions are made through a mother's abdomen (laparotomy) and uterus (hysterotomy) to deliver one or more babies. It is usually performed when a vaginal delivery would put the baby's or mother's life or health at risk, although in recent times it has been also performed upon request for childbirths that could otherwise have been natural.[1][2][3] The World Health Organization (WHO) recommends that the rate of Caesarean sections should not exceed 15% in any country. In 2006, the last year with available data, the rate of U.S. births by C-section was 31.1%, the highest it has ever been
And it's a damn shame that your bastard child has a father that is worried about how to get to court, a Tech show, and his birth in the same day.

Even if you became a commercial success with your shitty rap songs, you'd still be a failure at life, and you've proven it with this thread. I bet the dame has to have a C-section so that the baby doesn't contract herpes on the way out.

Zing.
 
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Good one... I guess you win.

Too bad your kids don't, although I bet they might get a chuckle out of your Ronald McDonald clown outfits, you clown shoe motherfucker.
 
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