A few months ago i made the mistake of eating one of those microwavable hot dogs at work, barely made it in the door at home later, i was ralphin for half an hour, runs after that, for five fuckin days, puked at least 5 times a day, couldnt keep a damn thing down, lost about 15lbs, debated taking fuckin oscar meyer to court, it aint all bad though i switched to diet soda, and dont eat any pork, muslim status, and ive kept the weight off, and lost a few more, thats the sickest ive ever been