Saints Row: The Third

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mrtonguetwista

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On top of the main storyline and co-op play in Saints Row: The Third comes a third game mode called "Whored Mode." Yes, you read that right. Whored Mode shares the same basic concept as any other Horde mode where you and a buddy will go up against wave-after-wave of enemies.

Each wave is very specific and unique from the last, with the first wave seeing you facing off against, what else, dozens of whores. Don't worry, it's not just whores you'll be fighting against.

Once each wave is taken out, you're taken to a stat page that shows your progress and gives you a few seconds to rest before the next wave. You're then placed into the map again and wave two sees you fighting question marks. No, I mean, like actually questions marks that are floating in the air. And they're wielding machine guns. Yeah.

Wave three sees you in a tank taking on a bunch of naked Brutes. Wave four has you using the giant purple dildo against a bunch of gimps that are also using giant purple dildos. Wave five has you up against angels with sniper rifles.

It basically just gets weirder and weirder. Later waves saw me up against whores on rollerblades, giant and mini soda can mascots, zombies, giant hoes and so on. Each wave also had me using a different weapon or vehicle to take on the waves.

If your partner is taken down in a wave, you have about 30 seconds to go and rescue them by picking them back up. If both players die, you'll simply restart the wave. It was a nice surprise as I was expecting I'd have to start all the way from the first wave like any other Horde based game.

So yeah, that's basically Saints Row: The Third's Whored Mode. Videogames sure are great, aren't they?
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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lol whoa this game looks dope. i need a change up from GTA, shit is kinda boring now. ive beat gta2, san andreas, GTA IV, GTA IV: gay tony, GTA IV: lost and damned, shit gets boring.

GTA gay tony has the drug missions, same shit over and over. GTA lost and damned has the gang wars, same shit over and over. once you beat the games (only took about 6 hours for each DLC game) all you have left to do is the same shit over and over lol. theres no replay value. who the hell wants to kill 100 pigeons or do 50 stunt jumps, shit just wastes your time to keep you playing but theres no fun to it at all.

is it worth buying saints row 2, with saints row 3 coming out in about 2 weeks?
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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#89
picked up saints 2 and ive been playing it. shits kinda fun... at the same time shits kinda weak, lol. the graphics make this shit look like a ps2 game rather than a ps3 game. and the map is hella shitty

other than that this shit is hella fun so far. i need to figure out how to get way more money, shits not cutting it to only have like 40,000. cant even fill up on max ammo. this reminds me of one of those games where early on theres never enough money, then suddenly you get to a point where money is worthless
 

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Official Saints Row Promotional Music Video by Broken Pixels in collaboration with THQ

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I did the first beat, mixed and mastered the song as well