Round One: Ironic Commando Vs. Troll

[Ironic Commando]

see he still pissed.................................. maybe you should take some time off, away from your keyboard before you thro a fit and ya mom and dad take ur computer away

get off seak and lees nutbags



by the way, crucnhcy black sucked

surely with orginality like your comments displayed above...you could have easily torn your opponent apart. how in god's name did you get OK'ed so mercilessly? the world may never know. perhaps there is a little dullard in you...and my comment before the last awoken the sleeping idiot in you. :ermm:

if im mad about anything is that you will continue to use terms like "dick rider", "you mad"..."log off" as if millions before you have never uttered phrases similar to that millions of internet years ago. if im mad about anything...im mad i will spend the next three posts entertaining your "im mad" rebuttles. i hope to god you got more in your arsenal than that. you're about to get me fired at work for falling asleep on the job

 

[Ironic Commando]

get off seak and lees nutbags

ok..nutrider. i see you took my advice and atleast tried to think up a better diss than "you mad".

the old fast food worker bit...and oldy...but goody. you can do it...get that brain moving

 

[Ironic Commando]

you were done five posts ago...and i did you filthy in that diss the person above you thread

 

[Ironic Commando]

i thought you were done with me?

eat a dick an die.....................u aint did shit dirty, i clowned u

you're the one sounding kinda mad now. isnt it ironic?

 

[DankedOut707]

MY VOTE IS FOR TROLL. COMMANDO HAD NO REAL PUCH LINES AND I FELT LIKE I WAS AT A SLAM POETRY READING.

"DRASTIC, LIQUID METAL AND ACID, DIMENSIONS AROUND YOUR LYRICAL FLIVOROUS, VENGEANCE CHARRED REMANENCE OUT YOUR MENTAL THRESHOLD"

HAHA JUST SPIT NIGGA. BATTLE TROLL, I DONT LIKE SIMPLE ASS SHIT, BUT AT THE SAME TIME, I FEEL LIKE IM IN A DAMN LYRICAL POETRY CYPHER. WITH TROLL, HE TWISTED YOUR NAME ON U AND KEPT TO THE SUBJECT INSTEAD OF "METAMORPHICAL LYRICAL VALASARAPTOR EXTINGUISHING MYTHICAL HAZARDS BURNING IMAGES OF COMPLEXSION". LOL SO VOTE GOES TO TROLL. PUNCH LINES HIT HARDER WHERE AS TO COMMANDOS VERSE, ALMOST PUT ME TO SLEEP. THIS A BATTLE, NOT ENGLISH CLASS

 

[Ironic Commando]

MY VOTE IS FOR TROLL. COMMANDO HAD NO REAL PUCH LINES AND I FELT LIKE I WAS AT A SLAM POETRY READING.

"DRASTIC, LIQUID METAL AND ACID, DIMENSIONS AROUND YOUR LYRICAL FLIVOROUS, VENGEANCE CHARRED REMANENCE OUT YOUR MENTAL THRESHOLD"

HAHA JUST SPIT NIGGA. BATTLE TROLL, I DONT LIKE SIMPLE ASS SHIT, BUT AT THE SAME TIME, I FEEL LIKE IM IN A DAMN LYRICAL POETRY CYPHER. WITH TROLL, HE TWISTED YOUR NAME ON U AND KEPT TO THE SUBJECT INSTEAD OF "METAMORPHICAL LYRICAL VALASARAPTOR EXTINGUISHING MYTHICAL HAZARDS BURNING IMAGES OF COMPLEXSION". LOL SO VOTE GOES TO TROLL. PUNCH LINES HIT HARDER WHERE AS TO COMMANDOS VERSE, ALMOST PUT ME TO SLEEP. THIS A BATTLE, NOT ENGLISH CLASS

i can repsect that

 

[Ironic Commando]

oh now im boring to you. you didnt even have an opinion until 707 dropped his...lol. you spit shining all over his shit.

 

[Young M]

rematch ...lets keep it to 16 bars might i add

 

[Ironic Commando]

why dont u piss an moan at 707, im telln u man get off these pplz nuts foreal
dickbuffer

well you said you were finished with me...did you not? how long ago was that. now you are upset that i respect someone with a sound opinion. you really dont get it, do you? only votes i contested were those that were only some dick coddling bullshit..like yours...lol. you are losing it kid.

 

[BIGSBY]

Wowww, what a bunch of femalessss.
Still goin' at it, on tha siccness.
What a bunch of suckasssssss
xD

 

[Young M]

^^^^

 

[Ironic Commando]

Wowww, what a bunch of femalessss.
Still goin' at it, on tha siccness.
What a bunch of suckasssssss
xD

there is a method to the maddness. im humoring this kid

 

[TROLL]

Much love for the votes yall.. my bad it took me a sec to check back here, connection problems at werk =.(

hes incapable of "eating me". i feel like im in a bazzaro world where dullards and nursery rhymers prevail.

so im a dullard and a nursery rhymer? cmon bro, your takin shit to the heart.. I give you your props, your shit is slick, nothin wrong wit it, and bet it prolly would sound raw wit a beat, but u got real technical wit it the disses.

i should have started rhyming cat with hat and baseball bat so to keep it very simple for some of you. thats my bad.

throughout the years ive realized, specially when it comes to a battle, trying to be complex and using big words just because they sound amusing isnt really the way to go.. i mean i could sit here, type out some non-descript disses for dayz and jus copy and paste them to any battle i may come across.. feel me? not trying to demean your skill or nothin, jus stating my point of view..

im bout to vote on the others when i get home from work

 

[ovarbmu]

Wowww, what a bunch of femalessss.
Still goin' at it, on tha siccness.
What a bunch of suckasssssss
xD

^CHIZZLE

 

[FATAL NYGHTMARE]

i feel like im in a bazzaro world where dullards and nursery rhymers prevail.

Since you wanna collectively insult everyone who voted against you, let me tell you why you lost..

i should have started rhyming cat with hat and baseball bat so to keep it very simple for some of you. thats my bad.

Cat with hat, and baseball bat.. All very simple, single-syllable nursery rhymes.. Let's look at what you used..

there is no safety, i am wasting every line you're copy and pasting// the taste of your flesh is pasty// you smoking me...aren't we being hasty? i am not one who swallows hollows//i 'll leave you trapped ina bottle followed by the dark flames associated with my name...not to be slept on// forget your disillusion of plastic...im liquid metal and acid, drastic, forming around your casket...constricting the passage of your airway traffic

You rhymed safety, pasting, pasty, hasty.. Swallows hollows, bottle, followed.. Flames, name.. Plastic, acid, drastic, casket, traffic..

I've got news for you, those are ALL single-syllable nursery rhymes. All you did is bunch them up and clutter them into your bars. Not to mention you babbled on throughout your verse, while saying nothing about Troll.

People like you need to understand that using a bunch of fancy words in your verse doesn't make it complex. Try some multis, punchlines, metaphors.. Or at the very least, stay on topic.

You mentioned you'd rather battle seak.. Let me tell you something.. You have a lot of work to before you even come close to getting a single vote against someone like seak.

You've insulted the intelligence of many people because you can't handle the fact that you did not win this battle. I don't care what the outcome is, your verse was not a battle verse. Troll's was. Now, the only reason I'm even addressing this nonsense is because you can't seem to figure out why people are voting against you, so I'm letting you know exactly why.

Your shit is not complex homeboy. It's just not.

 

[Ironic Commando]

if what i said offended you...i'll put my money where my mouth is. come see me. i'll even dumb it down for you and rap that silly clown shit you are into...lol

im glad what i said got you so heated..

 

[Ironic Commando]

fureal this bitch didnt even get at this other fool, type it in irony: P-U-N-K one sylable, jus yo stylinz

i respect the opinions of people who actually have them

 

[Ironic Commando]

by the way...fatal...you only critiqued the first part of my ryhme
. the few bar where im shaking off 3 years of ring rust
. surely you can equate the rest of my verse with your assertions

 

[ovarbmu]

quit while your ahead ironic....if you think trolls bad...wait till fatal comes out the cave...

 

[Ironic Commando]

good...i want him to