Round One: Ironic Commando Vs. Troll

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Apr 25, 2002
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Verses due by midnight on Saturday, June 30th, WEST COAST time.
12:01 = NO SHOW
Voting will begin when both verses are submitted, and will end on Monday, July 2nd at 4PM WEST COAST time.
The person with the most votes wins, obviously.
5-0 = Automatic KO
16 bars each (1 bar = 1 line)
One verse a piece
Questionable votes must be explained.
NO DICKRIDING.

Do not post in this thread until both verses are submitted. Unnecessary posts will be deleted.

Good luck to both contestants.
 
Aug 8, 2003
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nothin personal, strictly lyrical...


Goddamn!! is that troll??, why he smashin on commando??-
cuz the plastic G-I joe, went up against a rambo!-

bloodstaind the camo!, im crumplin maggotz!!-
my squad fulla killaz and your platoon got faggotz-

u ain't in the killin fields, your home safe on the couch-
i got artillery, your shootin off at the mouth!-

u arent safe in the house, u kno im finna bomb it-
alanis morisette fan, holla, "isnt it ironic!?"-

got smoked like chronic, look at the mess i made-
ill put ur rhymes to shame with my verbal grenade-

like lemonade, momz A-K-A was mz sour-crotch-
and u yellow belly now, jus a pussy like your popz-

keep duckin these shots, wave the white flag and go home!!-
be thankful the troll didnt send hot onez to ur dome!!-

u better have known, im never low on my ammo-
MIA??? nah DOA, ironic commando..


 
Dec 13, 2003
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there is no safety, i am wasting every line you're copy and pasting// the taste of your flesh is pasty// you smoking me...aren't we being hasty? i am not one who swallows hollows//i 'll leave you trapped ina bottle followed by the dark flames associated with my name...not to be slept on// forget your disillusion of plastic...im liquid metal and acid, drastic, forming around your casket...constricting the passage of your airway traffic// unmask-it im a faceless wasteland of damnation tragic// you must think you are imbued with invisibility magic// but you are a child who is seen-and-heard screaming-words weak-slurred// your attempt to reach-for-verbs you'll get slapped in back of your head for being-absurd// i "flow-bangers" like water drippin off the nipples of hoes with low-hangers// you arose no-danger..my senses don't tingle// you are like a chick with a dick...you dimensions don't mingle//not to mention its obvious you're single// if you ever get a bitch....well thats it...pigs fly if you ever get a bitch...///i release spacial barbed-wire mental-fence around your frivolous lyrical giblets// then nibble it, like i do your mother's clitoris...then re-iterate to accommodate your slow comprehension and ignorance// may god bless the charred remanence of those who witnessed the wrath of my perpetual vengeance// if you are on another level...im on a different plain of existence// for instance...my words are divinely special..and delivered to you from an angelic vessel// for to hear me directly...your brain will explode due to an overload of your mental threshold// you are jethro, im steven hawking chalking your outline// it is painfully apparent you've been outshined...out rhymed...the words out of your mouth-dined to replenish my energy so i can release it to murk my next enemy
 
Dec 13, 2003
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hes incapable of "eating me". i feel like im in a bazzaro world where dullards and nursery rhymers prevail. i should have started rhyming cat with hat and baseball bat so to keep it very simple for some of you. thats my bad.
 
Dec 13, 2003
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im not mad...my intelligence has been insulted with the whole "troll ate'em" nonsence...is all. i'd rather lose to someone like seak...the guy who challenged him.. hell...even lee would have been good competition for me. (he still would have gotten scraped though)

you lost because you are devoid of talent. people who vote for a guy like troll (nothing against troll...but hes bush league going up against the majors) are people who think crunchy black is a better emcee than ________<---insert rapper here
i take pride in my shit...and i know when im being jerked. am im not gonna sit around like a hoe bag taking it