aww, I think I hit a soft spot..
you're not THAT ill, son
Cannons will leave holes in your soul the size of watermelon bowls, hollowed out//
your hoe…I follow-out in the dark from work, chloroform and the towel-out//
ya jive turkey gobble mouth…a nice river cruise…cement shoes...leave you to ogle-trout//
my weapons scream…i left the shoddy-shout//
I often spit nerd…but my rhymes are not that tame//
many claim to pop-them-thangs out of a speeding chocolate-range//
but I don’t creep slow…I park…cut off the engine…hop-out-BANG!!//
Speed limit to the precinct…tell the cops-your-name, location and how I made your brains drop-out,-hang//
from Alaska, I cock-south-dames…separate your ACL//
…I spit with “sonic” speed…too fast for you to know what your future en-“tails”//
I fart lines and leave a wind-trail strong enough to uplift ten-sails//
your bars I bend-well…I don’t give a fuck//
leave nut on your woman’s butt and send that slut to pizza hut//
just to tell her I no longer want it…hence why after all these many years she finally let YOU jump up on it// bloody seconds…my erection wrecked-it wretched//
if this battle were the primaries…this election I’d get selected in seconds//
i must be fuckin drunk...*edit for typos...sorry