The new Cricet album makes a swabby crash his Corvette.
Easily the funniest thing i've seen related to a SD cd, ever.
I was gonna put this on SD Craigslist first, but this is a better bet.
I had to go pick up some kush. This was somewhere within North County.
So I've been driving with my windows down really slapping the shit pretty hard this whole week just so everyone can get a bar. I hit mirimar and camino ruiz, red light. Song #16, "S.O.G.A.S." comes on. I turn the treble up a little to make googies verse clear.
So I make a left on Mirimar and im on the street thats parellel to the MCAS base/housing etc. Locals will know what im talking about.
So the shits just hella loud, maxed out..I'm at the red light, and I see this dude bumping his head, but no music on... His light turns green and he apparently thought he would teach me how to stunt how they do in the bay, throws his shit in overdrive making a left turn, tries to swing his shit in the second to left lane and theres this huuuuuge cloud of white smoke following his tires.... this mutha fucka straight up destroys the whole front of his far on the divider and ends up on the middle of the shit in a cloud of smoke.
i turned my shit down and yelled "YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT HOMIE" and ran the red light.
if that was your homeboy, laugh at him. and tell him to do doughnuts in the middle of 4 corner intersections, not while making a left next to a divider.
the funniest part of all of this is at the end of that song, cricets like "WATCH OUT MUTHA FUCKA WATCH OOOOUT (CAR CRASH)"
he must be psychic..cuz thats exactly what happened...
i heard that shit getting on the freeway and started dying laughing.
if you didnt have a reason before, you have one now.
cop the cricet album. it makes military personnel bap they whip...even when youre the one playing it.