Red Dead Redemption

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I hate the stupid fuckin horses in this game! They're retards.. i was by a river and i got off my horse to look for beavers and that muthafucka just walked right in and drown itself! Then i got off to go find some red sage and the stupid fuckin horse disappears like always and i whistle for it to come back...and on its way back from where ever the fuck it was a cougar started attacking me.. right when i was bout to blast it my stupid horse rides right in between us and fucks my shot and i get killed by the fuckin cougar..after that i took the horse out to the pasture and put em down wit my shotgun and lost honor..lol then there was the time i went to go chase down a wagon thief and after i blasted dude on the wagon i jump off my horse while we still movin and the dumb muthafucka runs right into the wagon and flipped it over and it said i failed the challenge cuz the wagon was destroyed..Stupid fuckin horse!!

LMFAO...funny shit dude.


I was fuckin' around goin' after a bounty, went and killed him and all his posse, was goin' back to town to collect my reward and his other posse members roll up on me. I start blastin' 'em n shit and they ride past me so I'm trackin' them in Dead Eye. I guess one got too close or some shit, and I shot my fuckin' horse right in the head. Motherfucker dropped dead and I lost honor. If I hadn't lost honor, I don't think I would have known I killed him my damn self.

 

[ELPOLLITO]

ON FREE ROAM MY MULE USED TO RUN AWAY FROM ME WHEN I WHISTLED FOR IT

 

[mrtonguetwista]

What level do you get rid of the mule?

 

[WT SAVAGE]

Does anyone know when they are going to patch this fuckin' glitch where there is no more bounty hunting? Would be nice to beable to get some of these outfits on this game but not being able to bounty hunt it is impossible!

speaking of the outfits. i went to go buy the suit in Thieves' Landing and there is no fucking tailor, shop is there but dude isnt. i dont have one complete outfit.

i even tryed to get the outfit where you had to bring the bandito back alive but when i did it doesnt do anything. so i gave up on the outfits.

 

[WT SAVAGE]

What level do you get rid of the mule?

i think 4

 

[TLALOC]

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yup...either 4 or 5....just do a gang hideout twista and you'll probably be able to rank up enough to get rid of that mule..

speaking of the outfits. i went to go buy the suit in Thieves' Landing and there is no fucking tailor, shop is there but dude isnt. i dont have one complete outfit.

i even tryed to get the outfit where you had to bring the bandito back alive but when i did it doesnt do anything. so i gave up on the outfits.

I've had absolutely 0 problems with the outfits, but have experienced the no shop or tailor thing as well as the no carriage, even though the symbols are there....Thought i had gotten too high, glad to know that i wasnt trippin.

 

[WT SAVAGE]

i had a glitch last night where i had to ride shotgun on a mission and the fucking horses wouldnt move, pressed A to skip to the location and all the horses did was shake. ended up having to turn the game off and back on to fix the glitch.

 

[TLALOC]

i've had the same thing happen to me....All they did was jumping around..

 

[ArGenTin3]

i can't even get any bounties anymore... i have the bounty thing in my satchel or whatever but everytime i try to look at it all i see is a question mark on it. then when i try to look in my satchel again afterword it wont let me. i've been playing this game for hours and on end and there still isn't any new bounties for me.

shit is broke or something.

 

[TLALOC]

thats fucked up homie...Never had those issues myself. I've gotten hella bounties

 

[ELPOLLITO]

YA ITS 4

 

[mrtonguetwista]

speaking of the outfits. i went to go buy the suit in Thieves' Landing and there is no fucking tailor, shop is there but dude isnt. i dont have one complete outfit.

If you mean that elegant outfit, dont buy it, if you sign into social club they give it to you for free save your money my fellow red dead bruh goon

 

[DVS ONE]

when do you get to use the Dead Eye Aim?????

 

[TLALOC]

i thought you can use it from the beginning??? Rarely use it though so i dont know..

 

[ArGenTin3]

thats fucked up homie...Never had those issues myself. I've gotten hella bounties

yeah it fuckin' sucks. i make sure to always look for a new bounty poster every 15 minutes or so when im playing and haven't seen one yet. theres gotta be some kinda patch being released soon i hope because its just not happening to me from what i've been reading on the forums.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

when do you get to use the Dead Eye Aim?????

Immediately after you do the thing at the shjkara near the blakeshot

 

[R]

the horses in this game are fucked up and glitched for some reason

yesterday i was playing and i got on my horse but then john immediately slid off the horse and the horse started shaking

then all of a sudden the horse sat down and started reading a book i was like wtf? they better patch this

 

[kingsix18]

If you mean that elegant outfit, dont buy it, if you sign into social club they give it to you for free save your money my fellow red dead bruh goon

Actually signing up for the Social Club gives you the Gentleman's Attire which lets you play high stakes poker in Blackwater. The outfit in Thieves' Landing is the Elegant Suit which lets you cheat at poker.

 

[R]

 

[DVS ONE]

^^LOL......