RANDOM 8 People Who Will Ruin Your Party
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It wasn't on that list...
Crazy couples who start fights at the party and call the cops on themselves
My friend and her b/f had too much to drink and they both got physical on each other, she called the cops on him and the 5-0 came in asking for her by name.
She denies calling the cops to this day but she told me that night she did... she was too drunk is still too embarrassed to say
Crazy couples who start fights at the party and call the cops on themselves
My friend and her b/f had too much to drink and they both got physical on each other, she called the cops on him and the 5-0 came in asking for her by name.
She denies calling the cops to this day but she told me that night she did... she was too drunk is still too embarrassed to say
anybody that doesnt bring their own alcohol. We're not 15, u can buy ur own. Besides, ive never understood relying on a party to provide alchohol. I also hate the really wasted guy that doesnt "smoke weed" but will weeble wobble over ur shoulder watching u roll a blunt, waiting to hit it so he can "get the spins" and puke his guts out.
As for cleaning, i never clean during the middle of a party, but recently i was at a party and someone knocked over a pint glass, glass was all over the floor, and there were a lot of weirdos in bare feet (why u wouldnt wear shoes at a party, i dont know, but hey, it was SF), and so i decided to sweep up the glass. The two homies i was with acted like I was the biggest fag at the party, and no girls were gonna talk to them now cuz i was cleaning up glass. Hey, all it was gonna take to end a party like that is some idiot to slice their foot open, then its party over.
As for cleaning, i never clean during the middle of a party, but recently i was at a party and someone knocked over a pint glass, glass was all over the floor, and there were a lot of weirdos in bare feet (why u wouldnt wear shoes at a party, i dont know, but hey, it was SF), and so i decided to sweep up the glass. The two homies i was with acted like I was the biggest fag at the party, and no girls were gonna talk to them now cuz i was cleaning up glass. Hey, all it was gonna take to end a party like that is some idiot to slice their foot open, then its party over.
Sometimes I be the one on the list, which I try not to be since its now noticable. Thats a pretty good list of what not to be. Had me laughin good.
I hate the political guy. I usaullly end up sayin...
Im Native , I dont give a shit. Then...
They're a different tribe, so fuck em.
Then they leave me alone. lol
I hate the political guy. I usaullly end up sayin...
Im Native , I dont give a shit. Then...
They're a different tribe, so fuck em.
Then they leave me alone. lol
word. I was just about to post that.
I also hate the drunk ass person that announces that you're going to go smoke weed then follows you and your blunt expecting to be in rotation for his efforts. same with the 3 others who just overheard his announcement that wander over with the "can i hit it look".
I also hate the drunk ass person that announces that you're going to go smoke weed then follows you and your blunt expecting to be in rotation for his efforts. same with the 3 others who just overheard his announcement that wander over with the "can i hit it look".
7. GUY WHO GETS WASTED IN THE FIRST HOUR
WHERE YOU WILL FIND HIM: Right by the fridge, bro, cause that’s where all the beer is!
HOW HE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: From the moment this guy shows up, everything he says has an exclamation point at the end of it. “This party rules, dude!” “I am ready to party TO-night!” “Let’s shotgun these, bro!” “Tits!” Then, one hour and 13 beers later this guy is incoherent, weaving on his feet and saying stuff like “Paartyyyygjlskdvm…” So, instead of kicking back and hanging out with your friends, you have to spend the rest of the night making sure he doesn’t puke on your couch, piss in your plants or crap on your coffee table.
WHERE YOU WILL FIND HIM: Right by the fridge, bro, cause that’s where all the beer is!
HOW HE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: From the moment this guy shows up, everything he says has an exclamation point at the end of it. “This party rules, dude!” “I am ready to party TO-night!” “Let’s shotgun these, bro!” “Tits!” Then, one hour and 13 beers later this guy is incoherent, weaving on his feet and saying stuff like “Paartyyyygjlskdvm…” So, instead of kicking back and hanging out with your friends, you have to spend the rest of the night making sure he doesn’t puke on your couch, piss in your plants or crap on your coffee table.
I GUESS I'M NOT INVITED!!!
