R.I.P. to CHEETO

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BASEDVATO

Judo Chop ur Spirit
May 8, 2002
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I was walking home from school that day, listening to music
and not paying attention to anything. As I was taking a break at a bus stop, a girl in a bus nearby started screaming. I looked back and saw
her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an
unfenced yard were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the
ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was
about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole
busload of people were looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the
911 call, the other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol
out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole
bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a
car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom
what I had just seen. Then she got scared, she said "You're moving
with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when
it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the
mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought
"Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about
seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I
looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the
prince of Bel-Air.
 

mrtonguetwista

$$ Deep Pockets $$
Feb 6, 2003
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BELLAIRE, Ohio (KTLA) -- A morbidly obese man has died after being confined to a living room chair for over two years.

Authorities found the 43-year old man unconscious after receiving a 911 call from his roommates.

After several attempts to remove him, officers discovered his skin was fused to the chair with urine and feces.

The man, who was not identified, sat in his own waste and was covered with maggots, according to local TV station WTRF.

Officers were forced to cut the man out of the chair.

A hole was also cut in the wall of the home to get him outside to a waiting ambulance.

The man was taken to Wheeling Hospital in nearby West Virginia, where he later died.