Question 4 Females - Slut Tattoo

[TaxMan]

She never got to shit with me.

You know like when you hear really bad news like when you get a call that your wife had a miscarriage? You'll get that sick feeling in your stomach? That's how I feel when a chicks says that she doesn't give head. No joke.

Thats going in my sig.

 

[Spooky 1987]

That's true story shit.
Real recognize real.


That is the God's honest truth about what happens to me when a girl utters that she doesn't give head.

 

[MsKomatoze]

Fixed according to my own personal preference.



He's thinking about all the different dicks you've sucked.

well thats assbackwards... i've fucked more dicks than i've sucked.. i just happen to suck them multiple times.. i'm sorta selective with what goes in my mouth.. i'm not like.. "oooh a dick!!" *shoves in mouth* ... no.. to me.. giving head is more "meaningful" than kissing... so.. you have to be a lucky fucker to get head from me.. that is real talk.. and i don't pat myself on the back.. but i don't deny the rave reviews..

 

[Homeless J]

I'm just telling you the perspective of a dude, in general. If he's not down to kiss you, he's thinking "damn I don't wanna taste another dude's dick on my breath for a week because of this." Anyone with a penis who tells you otherwise is lying.

 

[TaxMan]

Thats why you get them young, so you know there is almost a 100% chance your dick is the only one they've seen so far.

 

[DFDoom]

Issue with that is, they don't know what to do with it.

AKA dry handjob and/or head with no method.

 

[DFDoom]

...and if you can "teach her how" you're a FUCKING HOMO!

 

[TaxMan]

At least they're touching it.


In all seriousness, I prefer older women. So this wouldn't be a problem for me.

 

[DFDoom]

...and if you get an older woman, she'll know to brush her fucking teeth before moving on to another mouth and another dick.

And if she doesn't she's a pig. The end.

 

[Mars]

Issue with that is, they don't know what to do with it.

AKA dry handjob and/or head with no method.

I prefer the dry handjob... As you already know...

 

[DFDoom]

Stop trying to make people think I touched your penis!

 

[DFDoom]

ALSO...

If I feel that you're only worth a handjob, I'll at least spit on my hand, cause I'm a nice girl.

...so that dry shit wasn't from me.

 

[Mars]

Oh stop.

 

[TaxMan]

Stop trying to make people think I touched your penis!

lol. That actually made me laugh out loud.

 

[DFDoom]

Oh stop.

I'm gonna choke the shit outta you next time I see you, Mario.

 

[Mars]

Are you going to spit on your hand first?

 

[DFDoom]

No, because I have no need to be a "nice girl" to you.

 

[Mars]

Your such a naughty girl Claire. Touch it.

 

[DFDoom]

*Flashbacks*

MOTHERFUCKER!


I forgot to tell you...
I had a dream that I was driving to your house last night, and that I ended up driving off of a cliff. When I did, I woke up and sat up hella fast in my bed. Couldn't breathe.

Don't haunt me with "touch it" flashbacks, please.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

 

[Mars]

*Flashbacks*

MOTHERFUCKER!


I forgot to tell you...
I had a dream that I was driving to your house last night, and that I ended up driving off of a cliff. I woke up and I was stroking your cock.

Don't haunt me with "touch it" flashbacks, please.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

I hate when that happens....