Question 4 Females - Slut Tattoo

[Homeless J]

I'm going to get BENSINGTON BUTTERS tattooed in olde english on my cock.

 

[DFDoom]

Tattoo or BAN.

 

[Homeless J]

I am, in all seriousness, going to get a dollar sign tattooed on the head of my cock. I've had this planned for years.

That way I can go up to girls and say, "hey, wanna help me blow my wad?"

 

[DFDoom]

I am at a loss for words.

 

[Homeless J]

They will be too when I'm ramming my dollar sign-adorned cock down their throats.

 

[DFDoom]

:selfban:

 

[Homeless J]

You should get a padlock tatted above your vag, since nobody's getting up in it.

 

[DFDoom]

Real talk, huh?

 

[TaxMan]

I am, in all seriousness, going to get a dollar sign tattooed on the head of my cock. I've had this planned for years.

That way I can go up to girls and say, "hey, wanna help me blow my wad?"

What fucking artist is going to do that? lol

 

[Homeless J]

Call it the Vaglock.

You can get a key tattooed on your hand.

 

[DFDoom]

ALL tattoo artists will tattoo ANYTHING for fetti.

 

[Homeless J]

What fucking artist is going to do that? lol

Are you volunteering, Tax?

 

[TaxMan]

No.

And that must be a fucking Cali thing. Because tatt artists around here will refuse to do shit like that, or anything they don't want to do. No matter how much money you offer them.. Well.. I'm sure if you went up to like 1k they'd do it.

 

[Homeless J]

It's widely known that people from California are insanely depraved and will do anything for money.

 

[DFDoom]

It's widely known that people from California are insanely depraved and will do anything for money.

:angry:
FALSE.

 

[Homeless J]

It's widely known that people from California are insanely depraved and will do anything for money, at least the ones that don't get free checks every month from the government for being batshit crazy.

Fixed.

 

[Spooky 1987]

...and if your dick is SO big, fuck just a word.

Write a little limerick or a Haiku on there telling her about the Hellish experience she's about to endure.



...You know, just to let her know that you care THAT much.

"Warning: Not Only Will I Fuck You, But My Dick Will Fuck Up Your Life. You Will Have The Worst Luck And After We Fuck I Will Be Disgusted In You. You Have Been Warned. If You Can Deal With This Proceed. If Not Brace For Impact."

I should just get "Would You Like To Reconsider?" right above my cock.

 

[Homeless J]

"Warning: Not Only Will I Fuck You, But My Dick Will Fuck Up Your Life. You Will Have The Worst Luck And After We Fuck I Will Be Disgusted In You. If You Can Deal With This Proceed. If Not Brace For Impact."

That would look sick as fuck all drawn up in kanji symbols, but it would get annoying translating its meaning every time you get your dick touched.

 

[DFDoom]

"

I should just get "Would You Like To Reconsider?" right above my cock.

Best idea EVAR.

 

[DFDoom]

It's widely known that people from California are insanely depraved and will do anything for money, at least the ones that don't get free checks every month from the government for being batshit crazy.

Fixed.

Much better.