Pussy, weed or money?

[M BUTCHER 206]

id take the weed duh, but only if it was some super fucking fire like the best weed in the world. would never have to work again if i had that much weed, would just give the landlord a couple zips at the end of each month. if i needed cash to spend just flip some weed real fast. id keep it real low key too cause having that plant get jacked would be pretty fucking gay.

$300,000 isnt really shit real rich people pay more than that in taxes each year. $300,000 is like a tease an unlimited free weed supply is priceless.

i dont know though being able to pull damn near any chick and instantly hit would be a pretty fucking priceless skill... like someone said you could just pull oprah and smash for her money.

 

[MALKI]

id just rob u for ur lil plant and ur 300 racks and call it a day

 

[Mi$ta-Murda187]

i voted Couple hundred racks, cash me out.

IN the words of the rich Master P:
"Yall live for BItches and Blunts.. we live for WEED and MONEY...

gimme the money .. money over bitches.. peaceee

 

[kayvee]

cash.

~k.

 

[MuneyHongry650]

voted for cash, i got the same opinion as gas on the "i dont want it if its that easy" type of thing, and you can easily just get your weed plant jacked. And besides, its not like the plant produces kilos and kilos at a time, it can only make so much and have to wait for it to regrow


so cash me out while i fuck some broads and make my money work for me

 

[Gas One]

^ nah it would grow back instantly, no waiting.

yall dont really think k-fed got atleast 300,000 off britney?

be real
i wouldnt have picked it but im suprised more people didnt..theres alot of rich broads..not all of them are just going to give you money but some might..and if you have the ability to fuck any of them id say that puts your chances at gettin a rich girl to fund you up there..

in that case youd have money and pussy really and weed would be no deal cuz youd have cash...when it faded out move on to christina aguilera or somethin. repeat process

300,000 dollars dont even put you in the running lane for rich chicks. and even then money wont guaruntee youre able to get any chick you want.

 

[I AM]

This is like categories on Jeopardy...Pick wisely, for the answer you choose will forever remain with you, or some shit.

I'll take the re-growing chronic plant for a thousand Alex (or for free in this case).

 

[28g w/o the bag]

money and weed is damn near guaranteed for me... but fuckin the broad of my choice isn't always...

pussy it is for me

::

 

[JIM HAT]

MONEY OVER EVERYTHING!!

 

[650Ubeezy]

Well, I'm not a lesbian, so I wouldn't pick pussy. If I had 300,000 I'd spend a shit load of it on weed anyways, so I'd pick the weed plant. As long as it's some bomb ass chronic and not some bammer shit. And I'd hook people up with fat ass sacks so I'd make money that I wouldn't end up spending on weed.

 

[Uzzle]

Bread me!

 

[bayflip]

money.. feels better than pussy

 

[I AM]

I have a question....


Is this 300K taxable by the government because any amount of income like that SHOULD be taxable...and if you didn't pay them their 25-40% then your ass would be in jail....

And the pussy....isn't guaranteed to be CLEAN...

that's my reasoning for the weed plant earlier....just wanted to ask that question though....

 

[Likwid]

300K....you can invest that and make even more.

 

[I AM]

And then you get taxed on the money you make off of that 300K AGAIN!

FUCK THAT!

At least with the weed plant, you can sell it cause it ALWAYS grows back....you can't determine what the market in the US will be like...for all we know, we could have another Great Depression in 7 years.

 

[WXS STOMP3R]

And then you get taxed on the money you make off of that 300K AGAIN!

FUCK THAT!

At least with the weed plant, you can sell it cause it ALWAYS grows back....you can't determine what the market in the US will be like...for all we know, we could have another Great Depression in 7 years.

BUT JUST LIKE GETTING TAXED FOR YOUR SCRATCH. WHAT IF THE DEA ROLLS UP AND TAKES YOUR MAGICAL BUDDHA PLANT WHAT THEN???

 

[WXS STOMP3R]

YEAH FOR SURE CAUSE DEPENDING ON YOUR SMOKING HABITS,THE YIELD OF THE PLANT, AND QUALITY. IT COULD TAKE TWENTY YEARS TO GET 300 G'S OUT THAT BITCH. LOTS OF FACTORS TO BE DETERMINED.

 

[I AM]

BUT JUST LIKE GETTING TAXED FOR YOUR SCRATCH. WHAT IF THE DEA ROLLS UP AND TAKES YOUR MAGICAL BUDDHA PLANT WHAT THEN???

That's why you dont' tell everyone you have a magical re-growing marijuana plant.

If you get jacked, that's your bad.

About the quality, yield, and smoking habits...lets just assume it's good weed. Let's say blueberry just for shits and giggles...then yield, say you get a pound EACH time it regrows...but...HOW LONG does it take to regrow? These are VERY important questions that I believe NOBODY has asked.

NOBODY asked any questions period about the stipulations of the money, pussy or weed.

They just made a blind choice based on what they saw, which is RETARDED.

You will get taxed on that money, so you'll end up with about 200-240K...Great...MOST people on here would spend that within 2 months. Then they would go back to being BROKE and not having SHIT.

Now if you chose PUSSY....you run the risk of that bitch having a husband or boyfriend, that may want to beat your ass or kill you after...OR you could get some NASTY fucking STD that will NEVER go away...

The BEST, and safest bet...IS the weed. You can sell it, to make money. You can smoke it, to get high. And we all know that bitches like people with money and some bitches like to get high, so we've now narrowed it down to making the choice for WEED and getting the other 2 options as a bonus...

But that's only if you're single...which I'm not. So I'm not worried about having to find pussy.

 

[Gas One]

I have a question....


Is this 300K taxable by the government

if you claim it, yes.
or if the IRS ran up on you asking how you acquired 300,000 based on your spending or whatever...yes...cuz 'a geinie gave it to me" wont hold up...

i mean none of this stuff is legal technically....the woman one is but it can breed alot more trouble.

 

[WXS STOMP3R]

That's why you dont' tell everyone you have a magical re-growing marijuana plant.

If you get jacked, that's your bad.

About the quality, yield, and smoking habits...lets just assume it's good weed. Let's say blueberry just for shits and giggles...then yield, say you get a pound EACH time it regrows...but...HOW LONG does it take to regrow? These are VERY important questions that I believe NOBODY has asked.

NOBODY asked any questions period about the stipulations of the money, pussy or weed.

They just made a blind choice based on what they saw, which is RETARDED.

You will get taxed on that money, so you'll end up with about 200-240K...Great...MOST people on here would spend that within 2 months. Then they would go back to being BROKE and not having SHIT.

Now if you chose PUSSY....you run the risk of that bitch having a husband or boyfriend, that may want to beat your ass or kill you after...OR you could get some NASTY fucking STD that will NEVER go away...

The BEST, and safest bet...IS the weed. You can sell it, to make money. You can smoke it, to get high. And we all know that bitches like people with money and some bitches like to get high, so we've now narrowed it down to making the choice for WEED and getting the other 2 options as a bonus...

But that's only if you're single...which I'm not. So I'm not worried about having to find pussy.

SO WE HAVE TO BE IN AGREEMENT THAT THERE IS PROS AND CONS TO EACH CHOICE? WHICH IN TURN MAKES EACH CHOICE, A DECISION THAT CAN BE GOOD OR BAD DEPENDING ON THE INDIVIDUAL.