That's exactly why I never, ever tell anyone about the 100 million dollars in gold I have hidden under the floor boards in the southeast corner of the basement in my house, or the 800 g's stuffed in my matress in the upstairs bedroom to the left at the top of the stairs. I would really hate to use this new 5-7 pistol or this home made 50 cal I bought on Ebay on an intruder. I'm not as dumb as I look