i got some ghetto recipes for niggas that cant cook:
some hot dogs cooked on a george formen grill, smothered in bbq sauce, then put the buns in the toaster and put cheese... eat with malt liquor
sprinkle some tapatio and squeeze lemon or lime into a bag of doritos spicer nacho, shake and serve
cook some kraft mac n cheese, cook shrimp flavor top ramen, drain the top ramen so its just noodles, heat up and chop up a hot link, put it all in a bowl, sprinkle some tapatio and stir, serve
DISCLAIMER: must be high or drunk for above to taste good