"This was on the news last night. This guy was caught after a chase, he's suspected of robbing a bank. The piece of paper is what they believe is the note he handed to the teller when he robbed the bank. He did successfully eat it."
I once ate a half a blunt when some cops pulled me over. It was half-chewed when he came to the window, so I stopped eating it. They cuffed my friend and I, threw us in the squad car and tore apart my ride while we were finishing eating our halves of the blunt in their back seat. Asked me why I had $300 dollars in my pocket and threatened to arrest me for "having drug money". I simply said back "do what you have to do." and they let us go. Like I don't know how the legal system works.