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*opens mail* "Ahhh.. it's Ed McMahon, he says I owe him money." -Al Bundy

Anyone got any more from bundy, i think you can quote just about anything that leaves his mouth and it will be funny.
 
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" iM SO DAMN HIGH MY 3RD GRANDCHILD IS GONNA GROW UP TO BE AN ASTRONAUT "
somebody


"BLING BLING HIDES HIS CRACKPIPE IN HIS COLLLLLLAAAAAR... BLING BLING IS CRACK SMOKE EXPERTISE "

king bling


" Hey have you guys seen a red head here...Im supposed to meet her here"
Anonymous Narc at the beach

" Fuck that....i'd be up on they ass...i swear...I'd hop in my car and run away"
high muthafucka who just smoke some bammer


"MmmMMrrrmmmpppmmmhhhmmmmrrrrmmmpprmrrmrmrmrmrmrrmmmmm"
R Kelly eatin that broads ass out....

" Now thats some fucked up shit....you know this country fucked up...When we can find Saddaam Hussein hidin in a fuckin hole in the desert 9 million miles away but we cant find who killed Tupac"
Chris Rock
 
May 13, 2002
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Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your ass.
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it. - Patrick Bateman

I like to dissect women. Did you know I'm utterly insane? - Patrick Bateman

My need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale cannot be corrected, but, ah, I have no other way to fulfill my needs. - Patrick Bateman


I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man, some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. - Patrick Bateman

You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood. - Patrick Bateman

Waiter: Would you like to hear today's specials?
Patrick Bateman: Not if you want to keep your spleen.


The entire movie is nothing but tight ass quotes.
 
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I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man, some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. - Patrick Bateman
 

Jake

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"oh no im not buying a car like that....i knew a guy at work that bought his car out of the newspaper...10 years later BAM!!...herpes" peter griffin
 
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My metaphors are dirty like herpes but harder to catch. – Immortal Technique

I shine so far away from you
You'll never get a glimpse of me
Attempts to extinguish me don't even bother me none
Like retarded kids throwing ice cubes at the sun :cheeky:
-Immortal Tech.
 

B-Buzz

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So if Im willing to smoke the president while hes sniffing his coke, you know it dont mean shit to me to cut a fucking cops throat- Immortal Tech

MC's are figments of my imagination, they dont have to be dissed, I just stop thinking about em, and they cease to exist- Immortal Tech

When I grab the mic device in front of Christ and start to rip it, I'll make Jesus turn around and say 'yo pops, this nigga flipped it'- Immortal Tech

I aint hurtin nobody but my body- Mac Dre