Why do you always make jokes 206?
Why cant you just relate with us on an emotional level?
Stop being Mr. Big Bad Funny Guy, and tell us whats on your heart. We love you. All of us on the Siccness love each other. This is a place for letting it all hang out, for checking in your ego at the door.
Pull out that emotional ice cream scoop and dig out whats in your heart. Lay it on a platter with some confections like sprinkles of honesty, chocolate syrup of forgiveness, and crumbled oreo crumbs of joy. Come sit in a circle of like-minded fellows. We're here to relate to each other and break apart that hard shell to reveal the hermit crab inside.
I just wrote a rap about connecting with someone in a pleutonic way to the point where you just look into each others eyes and you know how the other person feels. I'm just going to warn you right now, it is so laced with literary devices, double entendres, complex rhyme schemes, and phonetic layering, it may just cause your head to spin. But thats all part of the experience.
Open up about whats been going on with yourself - your doubts, fears, hopes, and dreams. I related a story in which I got into a bad relationship filled with weird doggystyle porno positions and large, oblong heads that distorted baseball hats. It helped me get past that emotional carbon monoxide until I was breathing the pure air of friendship. Breathe that pure air.
Drop the funnyguy front and let your hair down. We all support you in it.
Its ok to cry.
Its ok to hug.
Be the man that you can really be - connect with your inner woman. She will thank us for it, and so will you.