hood 2 hood host: say grandma, is it important to carry a weapon in columbus, ohio?
grandma: hell yeah, i'd rather be caught with something than without.
hood 2 hood host: what's some of the most gay shit that the polices be doin' to a grandma around this mu'fucka?
grandma: shit, i done got body slammed in a wal-mart parking lot. they was reckless when it came to treating an 80-year old lady, ya heard me...