They need a rim that is its own car.
Like, you ride in the middle of the rim. Like a mousewheel.
The Dirty Dirty would have a hot single about it right quick too, complete with some Dr. Seuss ass rappin.
Ride in my solo /
yall dont know do /
me in the middle /
yall dudes little /
its a big rim /
fill to the brim /
got a steein wheel /
how dat feel /