PICK UP LINES FOR DIMES

[m.w.merlino]

1. Get in the trunk...NOW


3. 16...no way?

7. Shut up and drink....

8. damn, your almost as hott as your mom

9. Hi, my name is Scott Peterson...will you be my lacy?

10. Yah me and OJ have a thing for white girls....

LMFAO...

these had me on one

i wanna try that scott peterson line

 

[OG young SAV]

U dont have to have none of above...them hoez respond to money only.

This guy knows whats up!!!

 

[mustynutz]

"Money dont matter.....Fool how you figga ?
Show me a happy hoe wit a broke nigga"

Dre Dog

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

"Trust me you aint that ugly. You're not 350, you're a cool 300. trust me plenty of guys want to fuck you. Plenty of guys like me.

Come on, please. Listen, you know I'll do you right baby. You gotta be sick of stickin that chicken bone in you and snackin on it later.

Please. Please baby please come on you know I want it.

I got pornos...yo I got pornos and a dildo, I seen how they do it don't worry kid its all good.

What you mean no? You know you want it.

Ugly? I'm ugly? You're 350 pounds you fat bitch.

No no look I'm sorry I'm just fuckin around you aren't fat, you're fluffy.

No game? Please I be havin game dont even...dont even...

Listen I will give you 50 dollars. Alright look 100.

God damn look 150 and also I can lick you. Lick your culo.

Ok 175..."

That usually works for me.

 

[hobgoblin]

lmao.. yous a fool white. Shit had me rollin.

 

[Been Drinkin]

I think your so beautiful
I want to marry you
i want us to walk beaches in hawii together
I want to take you to a romantic movie
can i take you out to dinner
ill pay for it dont worry
Of course iam clean iam a virgin and your my first my love cake.
No ill go down on your first you worked hard all day..=

Its okay heres some tissue to wipe that cum off your face.

Its all worth it to see her face painted up like a clown.

Ill call you later hahah yeah right

 

[Darkshowdown]

Shit I hit a bitch wit the truth I just tell her simply like this.... "YOU CAN'T HANDLE A NIGGA LIKE ME" or "YOU NEVER MET ANOTHER LIKE MY KIND"

 

[FILA|AUS]

hahaha, i hope no1 here is serious about these lines I don't know 1 female who would fall for something this cheesy

 

[Solidous_Snake]

Shit I hit a bitch wit the truth I just tell her simply like this.... "YOU CAN'T HANDLE A NIGGA LIKE ME" or "YOU NEVER MET ANOTHER LIKE MY KIND"

hahah hit a bitch wid the truth. LMAO and what that fuck do you never met another like my kind?? lol. makin it sound like you a alien species and shit.