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Sicc OG
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#21
man i wish that dark album would drop. i remember hearin about how his computer crashed and he lost all of his work and that was why everything got pushed back. hope he backs his shit up now...

see what he needs to do is go down to the beach and get himself some sand

hook the keyboard up to the computer as usual and lift out a few of the black keys using a screwdriver

pour some of the sand into the under part of the keys from where you took the black keys out, then replace the black keys

pick up the keyboard and shake it all about - this will spread the sand underneath the keys and pick up hidden memories of melodies played in the past

mix the rest of the sand into a glass of 7 up or sprite and drink it all but hold it in your mouth

open up the music production software and play the theme tune to knight rider on the keyboard backwards while still holding the sand and 7 up in your mouth

after the music has been played, swallow the 7up

the hidden memories of melodies played on days gone by will be uploaded to your computer from the keyboard automatically and all the lost beats will be restored

hope this helps



(LOL @ phonk beta sitting at the keyboard after losing his music thinking.. 'ok, so how did that beat go again..fuck man i cant remember!')
 
Jun 11, 2004
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#22
^^^ LOL...hands is at it again.

Beta also got some songs on D-Money's Carnivorous album...good ones too, for those that may not already know.
 
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#23
see what he needs to do is go down to the beach and get himself some sand

hook the keyboard up to the computer as usual and lift out a few of the black keys using a screwdriver

pour some of the sand into the under part of the keys from where you took the black keys out, then replace the black keys

pick up the keyboard and shake it all about - this will spread the sand underneath the keys and pick up hidden memories of melodies played in the past

mix the rest of the sand into a glass of 7 up or sprite and drink it all but hold it in your mouth

open up the music production software and play the theme tune to knight rider on the keyboard backwards while still holding the sand and 7 up in your mouth

after the music has been played, swallow the 7up

the hidden memories of melodies played on days gone by will be uploaded to your computer from the keyboard automatically and all the lost beats will be restored

hope this helps



(LOL @ phonk beta sitting at the keyboard after losing his music thinking.. 'ok, so how did that beat go again..fuck man i cant remember!')
hahahaHA funniest shit ive heard in while shit im still laughin
 
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Does anyone have the track "1997" that was on beta's myspace a few years ago? sounded like a beat off of loaded but with some jazzy guitar mixed in...dope ass instrumental.
 
May 12, 2002
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#37
see what he needs to do is go down to the beach and get himself some sand

hook the keyboard up to the computer as usual and lift out a few of the black keys using a screwdriver

pour some of the sand into the under part of the keys from where you took the black keys out, then replace the black keys

pick up the keyboard and shake it all about - this will spread the sand underneath the keys and pick up hidden memories of melodies played in the past

mix the rest of the sand into a glass of 7 up or sprite and drink it all but hold it in your mouth

open up the music production software and play the theme tune to knight rider on the keyboard backwards while still holding the sand and 7 up in your mouth

after the music has been played, swallow the 7up

the hidden memories of melodies played on days gone by will be uploaded to your computer from the keyboard automatically and all the lost beats will be restored

hope this helps



(LOL @ phonk beta sitting at the keyboard after losing his music thinking.. 'ok, so how did that beat go again..fuck man i cant remember!')
hahah that truely is a 'siccmade ritual' lol.
Foreal most of those melodies you'd think Beta would just remember, bein a competent pianist n all.. I guess it's just modules and weird patches he may have created.. Over-tweaking of your software/hardware etc..

lyrics & hooks.. Man don't tell me he wrote em on the comp :dead: ow.
 
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#38
yeah Ill Natured offa R-1 Zone.. Vicious.

That G-Idez song.. remember d/lin it off the siccness artist showcase page long ago.. Had the same choir sound fadin in & out like Ill Natured.. Best Usage of the Ace Of Base 'All That She Wants' melody..

Anyone heard Cellski's version of that melody on Young Ed's shit?
 

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Sicc OG
Jun 14, 2005
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#39
That G-Idez song.. remember d/lin it off the siccness artist showcase page long ago.. Had the same choir sound fadin in & out like Ill Natured.. Best Usage of the Ace Of Base 'All That She Wants' melody..
speaking about that g-idez song, i always thought it was from suzanne vega's single "tom's diner", which is a tight song as well. it's such a dope beat from beta, though. it blew me away when i first heard it.

as far as beta's album, i wasn't digging it at all. he should stick to producing only, maybe a few features here and there.
as sicx used to say, "just give me a microphone, a phonk beta beat, and watch me eat these niggaz up like jason"
 
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ya dont get me wrong, i dont jock phonk phenomenon for the flows, but its got some good features and beta holds his own most of the time. its got some classic newer beta production tho, good range of beats.

Did beta produce songs of Hollow's Takin no Shortz???