People slowing the fuck down to look at car accidents

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Aug 24, 2003
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the shit that pisses me off is when youre waiting to pull out of somewhere and you wait 20 mins for some asshole to pass but he turns before he gets to you without a blinker and you coulda been goin all along
and he was going just slow enough to let the guy behind him catch up who was going just fast enough, then everybody behind him catches up and you have to wait another fuckin 20 minutes. shit will have me cussing inside my car raising my blood pressure
 
May 14, 2002
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What I never understand is you be stuck in traffic for at least 15 minutes driving slowly or stopping even on the highway.. and the next moment everybody drives full speed again. No accident, nothing.
As if people who drove in front just pressed the brakes for no reason, slowed down for a period of time and then started driving again. The fuck is that about?
But driving a car made me quickly realize that it is not good for my blood pressure and my hart condition so I tent to avoid it as much as I can.
Or when I do I make sure I have some old music and a joint to calm me down..
 
Mar 12, 2010
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its mostly old people that fuckin gets me road ragin but these youngster have their share of the pie too.
it drives me nuts when the old person dives in to the fast lane and does 55 I got places to be and hoes to do GTFO of my way also i took my wife to the doctors office i was sitting out in my truck and this old man that was parked next to me was backing out and hit my truck three seperate times luckily he hit my trailer hitch all three times my truck was fine but his front end was all beat up and these teeny boppers i have told the story about the yungster in the parking lot where i asked her if she had insurance and she asked why did i hit you and i said if you dont know if you hit me then you should be driving that big ass SUV.
I mean is common sense such a big thing to ask for?????
 
Aug 9, 2006
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#47
as a tow truck driver, please slow down at accidents and construction zones.....look at the statistics, ridge racers theres hardly a difference between 65 to 55 if you arent traveling over 100s of miles...whats a minute in your life, really? leave a minute earlier and quit rushing appointment to appointment...
 

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Dec 7, 2005
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i hate people who dont fucking indicate when i'm waiting to pull out at a junction, so i have to wait there thinking they are gonna drive straight on but instead they decide to turn so the whole time i was waiting there for no fucking reason
 

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i hate people who dont fucking indicate when i'm waiting to pull out at a junction, so i have to wait there thinking they are gonna drive straight on but instead they decide to turn so the whole time i was waiting there for no fucking reason
HOLD UP

















the fuck is a junction?
 
May 14, 2002
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.....these days I MUST have 1 rolled for my ride home after work or I go ape shit on people in traffic. lol
So if you don't have a blunt available you shit in a bag before you leave and when people piss you off in traffic you throw it at them? (hoping their rolled down their window).
That's what I made out of it, at least....
 
Aug 24, 2003
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lol the hell is going on in here, people talking about turning at junctions and indicating and throwing bags of shit, lol

what i got was hed be flipping people off and cutting them off for being idiots, honking at people, throwing his hands up in the air in disgust, lol
 
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Or how about throwing a full carton of milk on someones front window at full speed, so it will explode on their window and they won't be able to see shit.
They hit the guardrail (?) and you drive on laughing hella hard. Still have the bag of shit in the passenger seat for the next asshole who's driving like a retard.
 
Aug 24, 2003
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as a tow truck driver, please slow down at accidents and construction zones.....look at the statistics, ridge racers theres hardly a difference between 65 to 55 if you arent traveling over 100s of miles...whats a minute in your life, really? leave a minute earlier and quit rushing appointment to appointment...
yeah when i used to make short trips id be pissed, but i spend probably 15 hours a week on average on the road, ive learned that when you're in a rush the drive is always going to be a bad one each and every time, ive caught myself getting mad at someone, cutting them off speeding up thinking i ditched them 5 miles ago, and as soon as i get off an exit there they are pulling up behind me at a red light. made zero sense to get all mad and burn up that extra gas and put my life and other peoples lives at risk, when you look at the bigger picture and see you're getting there at basically the same time. i dont even get mad when i hit rush hour traffic and the free way is turned into a parking lot, i just start hotboxing the car and making phone calls fuck it the hell was i thinking getting on the freeway at 5pm anyway
 
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fuck a rubber necker.

fuck you if you cant read english but expect to read fucking street sign.

fuck the dmv for making driving tests in multiple languages, & all street signs in 1 language. ( zero logic in that )

fuck my life for mega-road rage.

fuck the chp.

.....these days I MUST have 1 rolled for my ride home after work or I go ape shit on people in traffic. lol
I ONLY GET ROAD RAGE WHEN PEOPLE REEEEEALY FUCK UP, AND PUT MY LIFE IN DANGER.

I KEEP THE WORST COLOGNE IN MY CAR. SO IF U REALLY FUCK UP UR GONNA GET AN ADDIDAS COLOGNE BOTTLE THROWN AT U. AND ITS FULL, SO UR CAR GONNA SMELL BAD TOO.