People slowing the fuck down to look at car accidents

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Dec 25, 2003
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That makes you a faggot.

Maybe if you aint got shit to do and anywhere to be, I understand.

But Dont fucking slow me down cause you wanna be on some "oh great goodley moodley a car accident" shit.

If I see that shit, I just lay on the horn. Like ridicless.

Constant nonstop horn.

Even people around me look at me like you aint gotta do all that.

Yes I really do. I really do. Do not slow down to look at a car with some damage. Especially if nobody hurt. Somebody dead, arm cut off I understand.

Still, get a quick look and do it movin.
 

DubbC415

Mickey Fallon
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People slow down to look at ANYTHING on the side of the road. if theres a car there, no accident, no damage, they still slow down. People cant drive for shit. The freeway is the easiest place to drive yet american drivers still find a million ways to create traffic. If theres a hill on the freeway, MAINTAIN YOUR FUCKING SPEED. i understand people dont pay attention and the car loses its momentum, but fucking gun it if you have to, fuck going 45 in the fast lane cuz ur going up a hill.
 
Dec 25, 2003
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When I used to live in Pacifica there was nothing worse than someone pulling in front my bucket and hitting the brakes going uphill

Id have to go 30 till the top of the hill
 
Jun 5, 2004
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People slow down to look at ANYTHING on the side of the road. if theres a car there, no accident, no damage, they still slow down.
ISNT THAT THE FUCKIN WORST?

U GOT STUCK IN TRAFFIC FOR A HALF HOUR, BECAUSE SOMEBODY PULLED OVER TO CHANGE A DIAPER. I HATE RUBBERNECKERS SO BAD.

YEA WHEN I SEE A CRASH I BE LOOKIN (OF COURSE) BUT REALLY IS IT THAT HARD TO LOOK WITHOUT SLOWING DOWN?
 

DubbC415

Mickey Fallon
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The last time i get a ticket was for going 65 in a 55 on the freeway. Im cruising in the fast lane, going with the speed of traffic, not passing many people, and i see everyone slam on their brakes. I look around and see that Im coming up on a CHP on a motorcycle and I say aloud to my bro, who's in the passenger seat "fuck all these fools, im not slowing down." So i maintain my speed, and because everyones a faggot and has to slow down to 47 (yes cuz speeding when a cop is not around is cool but slow the fuck down and tuck ur nuts away when theres a cop around) it makes me look like fucking Speed Racer. so he pulls me over, comes up on the passenger side and says to my little bro "you saw me right? I know HE (meaning me) didnt see me, but you did, right?" i cut him off and go "no no, I saw you, I just didnt slam on my brakes like everyone else." And the cop goes "well if everyone else slowed down, why didnt you?" I said "Thats cuz everyone else tries to weasel their way out of a ticket. You chose me cuz I didnt suck up to you like everyon else did." He scoffs and walks away to write me the ticket.


I fucking hate it because people slow down when they see a cop and theyre NOT speeding, like the cop is gonna pull u over no matter what. people see a cop on the side of the freeway = traffic that was once moving pretty quickly comes to a halt.


But u know what really bugs the fuck outta me, how these same bitchmade faggots who drive 55 in the fast lane, then give u a look when u pass them on the right (GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE FAST LANE IF UR NOT GONNA DO 75+, UR NOT A TRAFFIC COP OR A TUFF GUY) are the same fuckheads who blow EVERY STOP SIGN IN TOWN just because they dont think they have to stop at the stop sign or obey the right of way.



and my friend always says how we should have one superfast lane, with no limit, like the autobahn. I always tell him, are u fucking kidding me??? Not only does like 1/4 of 1 percent of all drivers even drive fast enough to use that lane, everyones such a fucking bitch they couldnt handle it in the first place.
 
Oct 16, 2002
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man so much truth in this thread...i hate that shit...esp. in the summer, traffic backed up for miles on 101 and when you get to it it's just a couple cars fuck'n three at the most that got into a little fender bender...some mu'fuckaz just break even when they see a car on the side of the freeway parked or something esp. at night...

that's why i dont drive behind ppl unless am in a hurry and you in the fast lane doing 80-90 yea ill follow your lead hopin if theres a cop hed pull you over first...
 
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the whole time i'm stuck in traffic i'm cursing all the people that are rubbernecking and making an unnecessary traffic jam

but by the time i get up to the accident, i'm like fuck it, i had to wait, so do they...and i slow down and check that shit out too
 

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that's why i dont drive behind ppl unless am in a hurry and you in the fast lane doing 80-90 yea ill follow your lead hopin if theres a cop hed pull you over first...



oh so ur the muhfucka who's always behind me? i get the logic but sometimes i get sick of that shit. fuck followin my lead, if its late at night, and theres 4 open lanes, i'll keep switchin lanes til the fool behind me gets the point. I used to do that shit all night long comin back to Marin from Sac on 80.
 
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i don't really tailgate either , is it just me? or have people been driving slower and dumber the past 10 yrs? fuckin morons piss me off, i swear these dumb fucks goin like 55 mph on the freeway? teh fuck!?
 
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I had to deal with this last week. Fucking going 35 in a 70 for at least 4 minutes because someone got pulled over!

Another thing i hate is when someone is on my ass like im an asshole for doing the speed limit. I live in one of the most heavily policed cities in michigan and im riding dirty 7 times outta 10 in a beater 93 Cavalier. Fuck that fag behind me.
 
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haha i mean i got wayyy too many speeding tickets and i got class A licencse so i gotta drive good nowadays...

but some ppl just have a low driving IQ...

mu'fuckaz be merging on to the freeway doing 40 mph meanwhile theres a truck with 80,000 pound pushing 55 and now i gotta hit the break real quick switch gears and all that bullshit....i swear yall don't know how bad some these ppl are until drive something big....ppl just pull up next to a loaded truck and hit the breaks...they expect a truck to stop like a damn car...
 
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haha i mean i got wayyy too many speeding tickets and i got class A licencse so i gotta drive good nowadays...

but some ppl just have a low driving IQ...

mu'fuckaz be merging on to the freeway doing 40 mph meanwhile theres a truck with 80,000 pound pushing 55 and now i gotta hit the break real quick switch gears and all that bullshit....i swear yall don't know how bad some these ppl are until drive something big....ppl just pull up next to a loaded truck and hit the breaks...they expect a truck to stop like a damn car...
 

DubbC415

Mickey Fallon
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GODDAMN if theres one thing people as a whole cant do its fucking merge on the freeway. like im screaming in my car going "DO YOU GET WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE????!!!!!" like it just doesnt occur that we have to get up to speed. thats the point of the fucking on-ramp, to get up to speed with traffic, u dont get on the freeway first at 35 mph and THEN get up to 55 (i say 55 cuz thats what these slow (both driving and mentally) mutherfuckers drive.) on the onramp u should be getting up to 65 miles an hour, i know its hard for faggots to comprehend but its not illegal nor scary.


IF GOING OVER 60 SCARES YOU THEN YOU SHOULDNT BE ON THE ROAD


thats the problem with people getting their license here. everyone thinks its a right, while the rest of the world considers it a privilege.