I remember one time i smoked oregano...
I go to give my lil brother a ride home from school, and he asks if his friend can come and he'll smoke a blunt with us, i was like hell yea cuz i wanted to smoke. His friend is this big ass indian kid from ip, hella goofy ass kid but hes cool tho. Hes like yea well just get a blunt and well all go smoke... So we get the blunt, im like where u wanna smoke at, and hes like oh i thought you had the weed... Haaa just kidding, we just gotta go pick it up from my momma house, she keeps in a urn on top of the fridge!! So we go to the house hella far away, and he runs in grabs it
So riight before i go to roll it, this kid goes "oops i broke the blunt"... so we get another blunt and again, i go to roll it, he hands me the bag, i look, and it looks like some herbs and spices. Im like "bruh. This is oregano"... He says whaa naw man, he smells it and gets this funny ass look on his face, like he was ashamed... But he was like so embarrassed that he wasnt ready to admit his wrong doing. He still rolls it, saying "yea man this is my moms i took some the other day, its weed!"
So this kid lights it up like a gangsta, tryna still act cool n shit, and passes it to me... By this point its like maybe its just some shake and he found some lil popcorn nugs that i didnt see... So i hit it, and instantly blow it out and im like foooooooool this is fuckin oregano, what the fuck? And still hes like naw just pass it back ill smoke it...and im like get the fuck outta my car then, that shit gonna smell my shit up... And him and my lil bro proceed to smoke a whole oregano blunt in the parking lot.
We leave, and about 5 mins into the drive, my bro goes "hmmh im not high. That was fuckin orega NOOOOOO!" And starts freaking out, rinsing his mouth with juice and spitting it out the window, and got juice all over tha side of my car. I drop them both off, and say "im convinced that you are both severely retarded, stay up"
Come to find out the next day, that this fools mom found out that he was stealing her weed, and she put a bag of orageno in the same hiding place and waited for him to take it and smoke it.