Step one is making a "sicc" niccname online that has to do with some sort of grotesque act you will never commit or see committed.
Step two is being overweight, caucasian, suburban, and an asshurt and frantic defender of any and all white rappers on any charge, including the KKK Boiz song "Burn tha Cross" because "minorities can make fun of white people all they want".
Step three is listening to ICP, watching WWF, and talking about how "country music was the real beginning of rap".