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Jul 12, 2002
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Lol no one gets the flu for 24 hours; to anyone saying so you are a liar. You are not some kind of super human that can fight off a flu in world record times, you had something else.
To clarify, the terrible puking symptoms were what lasted ~ 24 hours. I still felt like shit and "off" for days afterwards. I did a bunch of reading during that time about food poisoning vs. the flu and I came to the conclusion it was the flu because I had abdominal cramps but didn't really have any abdominal pain. I'm no doctor though.
 

Mac Jesus

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I just had the flu for 2 hours but that's mainly because my immune system isn't a faggot and I was able to fight it off. Maybe you guys who have the flu for weeks at a time only have this problem because of your faggot immune system. Or maybe it's from early onset autism from those vaccines you always taking.
 
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lol my Peruvian homie always tells me Im not drinking enough tequila if I get the flu or a cold ...& I have never seen that dude sick in the 10 years Ive known him.

....maybe tequila is the cure-all?
Next time you start to feel a sickness (no pun intended) coming on, just down a shot of tequila and let us know how that works out for you.
 

Mac Jesus

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lol my Peruvian homie always tells me Im not drinking enough tequila if I get the flu or a cold ...& I have never seen that dude sick in the 10 years Ive known him.

....maybe tequila is the cure-all?
my girls grandfather is 87 years old and everytime I see him he's chopping wood, or doing physical labor. He likes to shake peoples hands as hard as he can and he doesn't let go and he just mumbles "I'm 87 years old and I'm tougher then 20 year olds... something... something.... vodka.... I'm 87 years old but I can drink beer.... just 2 or 3..... I'm 87 years old..... I got all my teeth..... you should drink some whisky......something something" dude hella mumbles and sometimes it's hard to understand what he's saying but that's the jist of it.

I think he might be going slightly senile but he's always drinking. I first met him at a wedding and he kept saying how he can drink beer if he wants to and then I heard some of her family members saying "tell the bartender to cut grandpa off" he was hella drinking all night and saying he only had one or two beers.
 

MysticOracle

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#92
my girls grandfather is 87 years old and everytime I see him he's chopping wood, or doing physical labor. He likes to shake peoples hands as hard as he can and he doesn't let go and he just mumbles "I'm 87 years old and I'm tougher then 20 year olds... something... something.... vodka.... I'm 87 years old but I can drink beer.... just 2 or 3..... I'm 87 years old..... I got all my teeth..... you should drink some whisky......something something" dude hella mumbles and sometimes it's hard to understand what he's saying but that's the jist of it.

I think he might be going slightly senile but he's always drinking. I first met him at a wedding and he kept saying how he can drink beer if he wants to and then I heard some of her family members saying "tell the bartender to cut grandpa off" he was hella drinking all night and saying he only had one or two beers.
old people are the shit
 
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some of my dick head co-workers had the flu and were coughing all over the place the last month or so, I was able to avoid getting sick.

Don Julio 1942, contains 1942 different antioxidants and that burning sensation is the antioxidants kicking some serious ass. Don > Patron.

Patron is seriously as overrated as Jose Cuervo, i'll fuck with those if there's nothing else tho. I'm still in search of a good Vodka, not a fan of that shit, prefer mezcal.
 
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some of my dick head co-workers had the flu and were coughing all over the place the last month or so, I was able to avoid getting sick.

Don Julio 1942, contains 1942 different antioxidants and that burning sensation is the antioxidants kicking some serious ass. Don > Patron.

Patron is seriously as overrated as Jose Cuervo, i'll fuck with those if there's nothing else tho. I'm still in search of a good Vodka, not a fan of that shit, prefer mezcal.
Ciroc redberries or peaches, only vodka I can do shots like tequila. Everything else taste like rubbing alcohol.
 

MysticOracle

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some of my dick head co-workers had the flu and were coughing all over the place the last month or so, I was able to avoid getting sick.

Don Julio 1942, contains 1942 different antioxidants and that burning sensation is the antioxidants kicking some serious ass. Don > Patron.

Patron is seriously as overrated as Jose Cuervo, i'll fuck with those if there's nothing else tho. I'm still in search of a good Vodka, not a fan of that shit, prefer mezcal.
I fuck with patron...why ? Because it's a name females know and understand...and for some reason they just get so excited when you tell them you have a bottle of patron....and I've done this experiment before by telling them I have Don Julio, Cabo wabo and cazadores.... and all of the sudden they're not interested in drinking until I say "oh wait I have some patron also" and now they're on board again....I drink cazadores though