One PAYOFF to lifting weights happened today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Thread starter Blight
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Where do i start????????? lol
First off i dont try and get a number (unless im drunk, or shes definately got a great personality i can tell already shes somethin to hold on to) on the first try.
Never got pussy bofore? I dont just get excited because a girl talks to me and then go home and beat off... i get excited when a girl uses me as a pole with a handle because the work i put in in the gym is paying off, and then i go home and beat off (i lift for me first, girls second).
It gave me a new complex. Last time i got a massage by my ex, she said my left shoulder was bigger than the other. Now im concerned that i need a better chest since i felt i could have made a better impression on the "baby" from the trolley.
Twizz, flexing is like a workout in itself. If you lift weights at all, learn how to flex properly and youll be able to control your muslces better and lead to more stimulating workouts. Ill flex in the mirror.
Brownskin, you think shed'a played?!??!
LMAO at replies and the "fetus"
Maybe i should have got her number?????? We just didnt have much to talk about. Ill see her again, and if its all good, ill get the #. I like to see them a second time and give em some stuff like "Hey Lauren, i couldnt stop thinking about you. And that story about the ...blah blah fill in details here... you told me was so funny! Hey can i give you a call etc......"
First off i dont try and get a number (unless im drunk, or shes definately got a great personality i can tell already shes somethin to hold on to) on the first try.
Never got pussy bofore? I dont just get excited because a girl talks to me and then go home and beat off... i get excited when a girl uses me as a pole with a handle because the work i put in in the gym is paying off, and then i go home and beat off (i lift for me first, girls second).
It gave me a new complex. Last time i got a massage by my ex, she said my left shoulder was bigger than the other. Now im concerned that i need a better chest since i felt i could have made a better impression on the "baby" from the trolley.
Twizz, flexing is like a workout in itself. If you lift weights at all, learn how to flex properly and youll be able to control your muslces better and lead to more stimulating workouts. Ill flex in the mirror.
Brownskin, you think shed'a played?!??!
LMAO at replies and the "fetus"
Maybe i should have got her number?????? We just didnt have much to talk about. Ill see her again, and if its all good, ill get the #. I like to see them a second time and give em some stuff like "Hey Lauren, i couldnt stop thinking about you. And that story about the ...blah blah fill in details here... you told me was so funny! Hey can i give you a call etc......"
So what if he is, I like Blight he is one of my favorite people on this board and he is cool people!!!!
@ Blight, girls lie, we whine about you playin games while we are there when in reality we just wanna play too. I will play that shit for hours !!!
And keep doin what you do these haters are just jealous there ain't no females hangin on them for no reason
@ Blight, girls lie, we whine about you playin games while we are there when in reality we just wanna play too. I will play that shit for hours !!!
And keep doin what you do these haters are just jealous there ain't no females hangin on them for no reason
This is the worst case of siccness dick riding ever since Holoc used to post shit like "I got a cab ride today and I didn't tip" and half the siccness would say
"GOOD LOOKIN OUT ROLOC U RULE"
"EBK4 FINNA BE OFF THA HOOK ROLOC U RULE"
"YO WHEN THAT ZAGG ALBUM GONNA DROP I HERD IT WUZ HEAT ROLOC U FUCC THAT CAB DRIVER LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOO!!11!@!!"
"GOOD LOOKIN OUT ROLOC U RULE"
"EBK4 FINNA BE OFF THA HOOK ROLOC U RULE"
"YO WHEN THAT ZAGG ALBUM GONNA DROP I HERD IT WUZ HEAT ROLOC U FUCC THAT CAB DRIVER LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOO!!11!@!!"
^^
Bitch, you stalk me in practically every post I go to. You're obviously obsessed with me and it's getting the fuck out of hand. I haven't seen anyone stalked this bad since the last time Tooper gave me my own topic cussing me out. Back the fuck off bitch, because I will pull a 50 cent and file a restraining order. Maybe I met you somewhere and busted in your face and you're still bitter about it, maybe you got a train run on you by a circus freak show, or maybe you're one of those loudmouthed feminist rape victims that won't shut the fuck up. But one thing is for sure, you need to really take a break from following me from forum to forum. You should be out swinging from a pole or dancing like a hoe in a club - something productive. Get an abortion maybe, just stay the fuck away from me you psycho.
Bitch, you stalk me in practically every post I go to. You're obviously obsessed with me and it's getting the fuck out of hand. I haven't seen anyone stalked this bad since the last time Tooper gave me my own topic cussing me out. Back the fuck off bitch, because I will pull a 50 cent and file a restraining order. Maybe I met you somewhere and busted in your face and you're still bitter about it, maybe you got a train run on you by a circus freak show, or maybe you're one of those loudmouthed feminist rape victims that won't shut the fuck up. But one thing is for sure, you need to really take a break from following me from forum to forum. You should be out swinging from a pole or dancing like a hoe in a club - something productive. Get an abortion maybe, just stay the fuck away from me you psycho.
I'm bored at work, try and tell me there is anything more entertaining on this site than a Blight real life story and i'll call you a liar or a dumbass or a dumbass liar.
Some of these new cats just don't know.
It's a shame the picture stories don't work anymore. The OG's remember ones like the throwin snowballs on the roof with the raccoons stories.