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May 12, 2002
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I got on the T (the trolley) to go home today and it was extra packed with people. So this pretty blonde chick with jeans, red top, and red bandanna with nice straight hair gets on with me. Well the T starts to move and shes falling back, so i reach an arm around her and stand her back up. I have my arm up holding on to the rail above. She says "Sorry but im going to have to hold on to you" and she backs into me. Im sort of nervous (cause the way she holds on is giving me a giant boner and i have sweat pants on, so im gonna look like Johnny Knoxville from that one Jackass episode!)

well we go around a tight turn, she keeps leaning so sexy into me and shes making a point to keep hitting my chest (which by now im trying to flex every muscle to the max, for her pleasure, lol) and shes making a point to lean every inch of her body into anything she can touch. I wanted to just ask her to come to my place and FUCK and play Mortal Kombat 3.

So then the best part was she starts rubbing my arm cause she couldnt get her hand around it. That was what she was using in place of the overhead rail, so i made a point to flex that part to. I was loving it, and so was she, i dont think she would have been so eager to grab so many things to keep her balance if i didnt have any extra size to me. Cause she was blatently making it seem she couldnt stand up without my presense.

We didnt talk much tho, just a few basic things. And when i got to my stop there were some old ladies there and i told her she could prolly hold on to them if she couldnt keep her balance without me. I couldnt think of anything to say more than "Nice to bump into you today" etc.... you know like i watch James Bond flicks a lot.

Now i wish i had a lil bit bigger chest. Tomorrows chest day (Crippin, im still training for June 8th) so imma make an extra effort to make sure im hitting the dumbells like never before for the next crowded trolley ride.
 
Apr 25, 2002
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Dude, nobody wants to hear about your muscles or your chest flexin. What about that broads body??? Seems like your more interested in your own body than baby on the trolly.
 
Dec 21, 2002
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Yo..
That post made it sound like you never got pussy in your life..lol..
you coulda summed that story up in 2 lines but u made a big paragraph all about her holdin your arm..
you want a pat on the ass or sumthin..jeez...
that shit was down right pathetic..and you wonder why you stuck home alone playin MK3...
 
Apr 25, 2002
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Willy Jones said:
Blight gets 1 point for not being a lazy fat piece of shit, and loses 20 points for having the pizzaz and game of an aborted donkey fetus.

HAHAHAHAHAHA... he said aborted donkey fetus...LOL...I didnt know donkeys had abortions!
 
Mar 13, 2003
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_bong_ said:
Man yall talk down on Blights story but Id put money on it that majority of yall woulda simped out and woulndt have had shit to say. How easy it is to critisize as a bystander...
Takes one to know one, fuckface.

Don't hate on me because you're a shy piece of shit who blushes at tittie bars.
 
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Willy Jones said:


Takes one to know one, fuckface.

Don't hate on me because you're a shy piece of shit who blushes at tittie bars.
Wow your classic... I cant wait to get back to the States and encounter people like you. Ahhh yeah, a year gone has done me well.

Tittie bars are a waste of money, the bitches there are playing YOU!

SUCKA!

Having a personality with something of substance to say really is what gets box... ehhehm i mean brings happiness. Not some shit like... "unnggghhh geeerrrl, how much to get you to grind that fine body up on dis."

Dont mean to be repetitive, but DAMN!

SUCKA