story about pissing in bed:
my friend spent like 400 bucks on one of those sliver phones when they first came out and we were drinkin at my house, the kid fell asleep wearing his pants and pissed himself in one of my beds and drowned his phone! haha broke his phone by pissing on it aint that a bitch
story about shitting in bed:
this shit is straight comedy; so this girl (huge slut) who goes to my school was letting some guy fuck her in her ass, and when he pulled out of it she shit all over him and her bed... needless to say her new name is 'mudslide'