ok, im sure we all pee'd in the bed once....

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fillyacup

Rest In Free SoCo
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Juggalodeath553 said:
ima try and shit myself wile i sllep last night
please report back.

i mean, eat alot, fuck it, take some xxlax before you sleep....anything to try an prove this happens or not......fuck mythbusters.....we SICCmythbusters
 

Defy

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nob0die said:
only time i shitted when i wasnt on the toilet was one time i had to shit hella bad.. and sumbody knocked on my door... and i ran to get it quick.... it was this fool i had got into it wit at school... and he tryda steal on me and when he missed... i went at his ass... and while we was fightin i shitted myself....he aint know tho... good thing.. but yea.... anyway.. i won the fight... but it was a moral lost cuz i kept thinkin bout the jokes he had if he hadda known...
lol....he beat the shit out of you!
 
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i remember one time playin hide n seek i had to pee hella bad, but i didnt wanna give up my spot cause it was hella good. so i jus pissed myself until someone else got caught then i ran to the bathroom
 
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story about pissing in bed:
my friend spent like 400 bucks on one of those sliver phones when they first came out and we were drinkin at my house, the kid fell asleep wearing his pants and pissed himself in one of my beds and drowned his phone! haha broke his phone by pissing on it aint that a bitch
story about shitting in bed:
this shit is straight comedy; so this girl (huge slut) who goes to my school was letting some guy fuck her in her ass, and when he pulled out of it she shit all over him and her bed... needless to say her new name is 'mudslide'
 

DubbC415

Mickey Fallon
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#33
havent pissed the bed in a long ass time, but i have pissed in random places around the house when im wasted. homie of mine pissed in my fridge once thinkin it was the toilet. i have another homie that pees the bed EVERYTIME hes drunk. so when he stays over he has to sleep in my garage on a ratty ass couch. one time he was with a chick and he pissed all over her. when she woke up he was gone.
 

Ne Obliviscaris

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what it thizz said:
so this girl (huge slut) who goes to my school was letting some guy fuck her in her ass, and when he pulled out of it she shit all over him and her bed... needless to say her new name is 'mudslide'

im embarassed to say ive gotten shittydick from fucking a broad in the ass. it sure as fuck didnt get all over my bed though else thered be one less bitch in the world.