ok, im sure we all pee'd in the bed once....

[fillyacup]

admit it or not, years ago or last nite, im sure we all pee'd in the bed at one point. but as anyone ever shit they self in their sleep?

i mean, why not?

why is the bladder quick to give away when times get rough, but the balloon knot remains its ground?

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

bad night yesterday?

 

[fillyacup]

no. i just had diarera the other day and was thinking about this question while, you know, handlin my shit

 

[jr916]

lol @ diareeha and handlin my shit-

 

[I AM]

probably has something to do with tension and natural reflexes while sleeping...kinda like how your body regulates your breathing when you sleep, etc...

i haven't heard of anyone shitting while they sleep, but you should ask someone that takes ambien, people do all sorts of fucked up shit (no pun intended) while on that...

 

[skido]

i have never peed in bed
but i have sharted in bed tho

 

[ThiZZmAtiC510]

yea i peed in the bed a couple times, but never shitted.

 

[Dave Cop-a-feel]

I did last night.

 

[I AM]

i have never peed in bed
but i have sharted in bed tho

if shit came out, you shit. whether or not you try to justify it by passing gas or not, you still shit in your bed.

and you jack off in front of animals...jesus christ...LOL...

 

[skido]

cuz ima real ass nigga

 

[Mi$ta-Murda187]

naw never shit myself...
peed myself once as a kid though

 

[VSTXDJ]

i have never peed in bed
but i have sharted in bed tho

if shit came out, you shit. whether or not you try to justify it by passing gas or not, you still shit in your bed.

and you jack off in front of animals...jesus christ...LOL...

cuz ima real ass nigga

Im dying over here

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

cuz ima real ass nigga

LOL...man, this dude is something else.

 

[jr916]

cuz ima real ass nigga

that has to be sumones new sig

 

[FourOneFog]

i remember peein in bed.................then fippin the matress over so i wouldnt get in trouble

 

[5-Dime NwK]

i got shit faced in a telly and woke up, blacked the fuck out, and peed all over the wall and table. im too good to stay in bed to pee, just get right up without knowing it and pee all over the wall

chea

 

[fillyacup]

lol, hell ya, i pissed in numorous places. someones front door waiting for them to answer, movie theatre at the very top, amusment part in the trees cuz i couldnt find the bathroom, hella spots.

 

[kon/AOV]

never pees my bed but i got hella drunk at my friends house passed out n pissed all over his couch haha it sucked but it was fuckin hillarious like fuck yo couch type shit

 

[I AM]

cuz ima real ass nigga

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fuckin hilarious.

 

[Dana Dane]

When I was in my late teens/early 20's, my dude was a fuckin alcoholic who would pass out and pee the bed. It was the nastiest, grossest thing I ever went through in my life.

I had a cousin who would get drunk and piss in chairs, thinkin they were the toilet.

I can't think of a time I ever pee'd the bed, but I, too, have had the 'hang you head out of bed and hurl' thing happen a time or two.