OK, am I the only one who has a weird habit when he takes a shit?

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iaoish

iaoish

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A friend of mine alway's takes off all of his clothes when me and some friends of mine found out we started laughing for 3 day's straight


he told us 'Otherwise my clothes are gonna smell like shit'


dumbass

he even does it in public restrooms .. funny shit
 
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LadyNutLoc

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Re: gotta be smokin'......

Hihlosis said:
a square while I funk it up--its weird cause w/o that port man I feel lost in the shitter--at work we have our own bathroom in the building and a kick ass vent so if I have to let loose at work Im still smokin'......................outro
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lol....My Ex used to do the same shit. Eather a menthal or a blunt. Maybe cause when he shits he be in there for a long ass time.:rolleyes:
 
MeloTrauma

MeloTrauma

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im glad im not the only one! You see my problem is, I strain when Im on the pot and all that strain gets me all hot and sweaty. I gotta take off my shirt. By the time Im done Im hella tired and shit, just sitting on the toilet dozing off cause I exhaust myself. Then i'll sit there for awhile reading "Calvin & Hobbes" while I recover. I cant "shit and run" like everyone else. Its a big part of my day...maybe I need to stop eating red meat and cheeses and get some fruits and vegetables in my diet. To be honest, the last time I ate a fruit was last Thanksgiving - the last time I ate a vegetable was 3 months ago. The last time I drank water was 3 weeks ago. I need colon care badly.
 
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Rondell

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I like to watch the shit cumming out of my ass. I always try to see if I can make the log over 12 inches. Then when I am done I get some utensils, like a fork and/or knife, and examine my shit to see what kind of food is in there.
 
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mrmafioso04

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Rondell said:
I like to watch the shit cumming out of my ass. I always try to see if I can make the log over 12 inches. Then when I am done I get some utensils, like a fork and/or knife, and examine my shit to see what kind of food is in there.
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OH HELL NAH!


a but on the subject of shitting, i always take my shirt off when im shitting cuz my shirts are hella long and i dont wanna hold it up when i take a shit. This is a weird ass topic tho cuz...
 
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Rondell

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mrmafioso04 said:
i think he was jokin cuz
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Hell no I wasn't joking. I'm a fecalphiliac. Sometimes I have to eat my own shit because my family is so broke.
 
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Ripgut Cannibal

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I keep an acoustic guitar in the bathroom and play it while I'm taking a shit. I think that's where your most creative ideas are born, because when there's a big ol' turd coming outta your ass, there's no ego or image in your music. It's all real & honest.:dead:
 
DJ Mark 7

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Scottie Pimpin said:
I hate when its hot outside ......... and you gotta take a shit. Underwear be all stuck to your ass. You gotta peel it off.
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That's called "Swamp Ass" lol...I hate that shit too

People at my job call me Kastanza cause I take my outer shirt an tie off when I crunch on the job...Never seen the Seinfeld episode but I heard about it
 
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