ohh today is going to be such a good day for you your daughter gon be so pround

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How about when dude was getting busy with his beezy in the hoopty, and the rivals rolled up and that one peeked in the window and said, "Can I have some?". Just the way he said it sounded funny to me. LOL
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
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#23
you must be drunk bc that isnt anything to write home about. dude is ken from street fighter. for some odd reason he plays odd roles
Dude, you fucked up big time. Tweeze posted five times in a row. Therefore you were supposed to post something like this...



...please read your Siccness.net/vb handbook before making further posts.
 
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"Man, fuck these other vatos ese!!!!! You fuck with my famillia eh, you gotta answer to me here and now toe to toe!!!!!

You're catchin a ride on the wrong train. Better to sit up front and eat with the white folk.

You wanna dance?! I know a tune. It's called Stick and cut!!!!

Life's a risk carnal!!!!

Your odds stink and I ain't movin till I get another chop!!!!

This bull been corraled up for a long time!!!! I got what you need put that punk in a cell with me!!!!

Tu sabes que, Senior "CHALE"? You're not the rooster here, this is my house.

"I don't want his pork chop. I want his LIFE!!!!"

"You eat and you sleep in my house and as long as you do.... DON'T YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!!!!! Tengo Respecta eintendes!!!!
 

Gas One

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#38
ive never seen that movie. i always mixed it up with american me, and i didnt wanna see any gay prison rape. (or was that blood in blood out too?) it that really a classic movie?

that chon chon shit is HILARIOUS though

im gonna tell my chick that shit one day when im super loaded
 

Jazzo

Master of Debauchery
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#39
The part that had me laughing is when Popeye handed that box of Shermsticks to Smoky and then shanked him through it, GBR! Then he started buckin' at him when Smoky ran under that bridge...
 
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#40
"Man, fuck these other vatos ese!!!!! You fuck with my famillia eh, you gotta answer to me here and now toe to toe!!!!!

You're catchin a ride on the wrong train. Better to sit up front and eat with the white folk.

You wanna dance?! I know a tune. It's called Stick and cut!!!!

Life's a risk carnal!!!!

Your odds stink and I ain't movin till I get another chop!!!!

This bull been corraled up for a long time!!!! I got what you need put that punk in a cell with me!!!!

Tu sabes que, Senior "CHALE"? You're not the rooster here, this is my house.

"I don't want his pork chop. I want his LIFE!!!!"

"You eat and you sleep in my house and as long as you do.... DON'T YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!!!!! Tengo Respecta eintendes!!!!
LMAO I always do these one liners for a good laugh, seems to always get a reaction. What about......

(Samuel L Jackson appears in drag)
Ey Cinderella go find yourself a fella, your on the clock bitch and midnight is coming.


Who are you fighting?!?!?!?!? TRES PUNTOS! Who are you fighting pendejos yourselves just fighting yourselves!

Mom if we don't fight em we are nothing!!!! They are my family...... (HOW CAN SHE SLAP) III AAAMM YOUR FAMALAY! We should be helping each other not fighting over street color!
(Miclo in sad voice) Sorry Tia. (Takes of into abyss)