i hate my conniving ass dog for stealing 70 percent of my socks and turning them into shreds, trearing up the backyard, trying to steal food off the table when i leave, and constantly biting my heels when i walk by him and for this reason i have bought two airguns and will constantly shoot him with pellets.
that might sound like a joke to you but tis be no joke, hes getting lit the fuck up until he learns some manners cuz ive had enough of this shit