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savage

savage

OG
#923
Feb 14, 2004
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HOW ARGUMENTS START　:　
One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
When his wife asked him why, he replied, "Well, she still hasn't used the gift I bought her last year!"
And that's how the fight started......
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My wife walked into the den & asked "What's on the TV?"
I replied "Dust".
And that's how the fight started.....
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And that's how the fight started.....
　
　
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I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.
So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'
And that's when the fight started....
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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'
So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'
And that's when the fight started....
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And that's when the fight started......
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And that's when the fight started.....
 
JAPE

JAPE

Sicc OG
#927
Apr 29, 2006
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#927
You're dead dead, you're dead dead, you're dead dead, deeeeeead, you're dead dead, you're sooo dead and thats what i said. You're dead dead, you're dead dead, you're dead dead, deeeeeead, you're dead dead, you're dead dead yea thats what i said.
 
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