he just sent me another PM on how he wants to give me anal and suck the shit that comes out of my anal and fondle my anal so that it smells like his anal. . . . .well you get the picture
and I thought I was a perv. J-Boeg is basically the gay version of me on here. He'll probably rape my ass if he sees me in the streets:
J-Boeg: excuse me sir, can you please step out of the vehicle.
Pino: what's wrong officer?
J-Boeg: you were going 60 in 20mph zone.
Pino: I was? I dont think so sir. I was strictly abiding by the speed limit and. . . .
J-Boeg: may I lick your asshole?
Pino: . . . . am and outstanding citizen who always does. . . . .wait, what did you say?
J-Boeg: I need to see your license.
Pino: nah, what did you say before that?
J-Boeg: going 60 in a 20mph zone?
Pino: no, after that.
J-Boeg: see your license?
Pino: no, not that either.
J-Boeg: oh, you mean lick your asshole. HAHAHAHAHA,. . . . . please step out of the car.
Pino: why? so you can rape me?
J-Boeg: I need to do a strip search.
Pino: for what?
J-Boeg: basic procedures sir, just follow as your told.
Pino: nah, I aint gonna do shit. This is inhumane AND illegal!
J-Boeg: hahahaha, alright. I was just messin wit ya.. . .. . .can I at least sniff your undies?
Pino: FUCK YOU J-BOEG!
*drives off. Reverses. Runs over J-Boeg. Reverses. Repeats steps over and over and over. . . .*
*note: all opinions expressed in this forum are for message board purposes only. Any resemblence in real life are purely coincidental. I do not discriminate nor condone violence upon others.*
