Believe it or not, I wear about 80% white shoes....most of 'em real clean, RBK, Puma etc. It's the NorthWest, so I keep throwaways for rainy days, but even those are alright.
Long story short, Dirty Shoez is a philosophy. Your shoes don't get dirty from sitting around all day, waiting for shit to happen, waiting for success to come to you. Your shoes get dirty because you're out there getting it done, going where you need to go to get where you need to be.
Now, let the funny re-commence.