** Official Jersey Shore Thread **

[GHP]

the situation makes me laugh every time hes on camera

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I hope he dumps her sooner than later this season because it's turning into the Ron and Sammi show again and I really don't give 2 shits about their relationship.

 

[siccmadesyko]

i think last night was a filler episode for the 2 shows next week. nothin really happened except sammi poutin the whole damn time

 

[Cheaptimes]

props to Vinnie for the old "look over there" to mike then stealing the only girl that came home with them.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That stalker girl wasn't THAT bad. I think she looked better than the girl Vinny actually ended up bringing home.

Ya next week is double the dosage.

 

[infinity]

sammi just needs to leave the show already

this season feels scripted

 

[chill winston]

that deena whore is ugly as fuck

 

[Robby2Slobby]

She is.. Funny how Mike would rather tag a bitch with Vinny then do anything with her. lol.

 

[Cheaptimes]

lol... dude said "nah... Im cool..."

 

[Jack Tracks]

this season is hella gay so far. i was thinking last night "these guys are gonna pull so much fucking ass now that everyone knows who they are".. but forreal must be like shooting fish in a barrel

 

[chill winston]

NA ITS THE SAME SHIT OVER AGAIN..

 

[lenbiasyayo]

i think these people r starting to get to much money to b cool anymore

 

[GHP]

Its funny how snookie got rejected by Vinnie and the situation in that same night.

 

[infinity]

drunk ronnie is back

the heat burns the germs

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That's the first time we've seen Paulie bring a girl home and get no play.

Vinny's nice guy persona in the first two seasons was just putting money in the bank. Looks like he's cashing out in season 3.

 

[Unknownn]

Everybody knowin who they are is a bad thing too.. You'd think the bitches would see how they are in the confessional and shit. lol, for example that bitch threw that drink in his face cause he Dogged her out on TV sayin she was a stalker and shit ! LOL!! got Him!! Im pretty sure all those bitches know what DTF is...and sadly, they still arent DTF when they come back to the crib? I dont think Ive ever seen Sitch get any pussu

 

[Cheaptimes]

that bitch threw that drink in his face cause he Dogged her out on TV sayin she was a stalker and shit ! LOL!! got Him!!

We need more guest star appearances from Danielle the Stalker. Hilarious.

 

[reo]

"YOU CANT BRING IN A GIANT BANANA AND EXPECT EVERYTHING TO BE PEACHES"
LOL


(NO HOEMOE)

 

[ArGenTin3]

lol @ that deena broad calling herself a "holiday".

and then the situation calling her "holiday inn"


LOL

 

[TheVille31]

I dont see how they dont pull home a bad bitch every night...then again doesnt look like Jersey have that many bad bitches.