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Jan 3, 2005
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Jersey Shore Season 4 locked.

By DERRIK J. LANG, AP Entertainment Writer – 2 hrs 41 mins ago
LOS ANGELES – Mix up another batch of Ron Ron Juice.
The tanned misfits of "Jersey Shore" are down for a potential fourth season of their popular MTV reality series, which documents their hard-partying, slap-tastic lifestyle while living under one roof. Paul "Pauly D" Del Vecchio and his castmates said last month that they haven't signed up for another installment but would be juiced for more T-Shirt Time.
"There's been talk about doing another season," said Del Vecchio. "If it happens, I'd love to do it."
Del Vecchio's dream edition? Transplanting the mostly Italian-American cast to Italy. Jenni "J-Woww" Farley, Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, the hulk known for concocting his blend of alcoholic juice, share the sentiment, though Ron Ron warned he's "only got two more left in me, and then I'll go do 'Dancing with the Stars.'"
Before the cast could return to The Motherland or the ballroom, their Miami-set sophomore edition, which has continued to dominate in the ratings, will end Thursday with an episode featuring the gang road-tripping to Florida's Everglades for an encounter with, as Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi calls them, "crocodillies." Then, they'll be reunited on an Oct. 28 episode.
Polizzi and Del Vecchio are rumored to be filming their own MTV spin-offs, but the network declined to confirm any new commitments to programming related to "Jersey Shore." The cast's much-ballyhooed return to the boardwalk last July in Seaside Heights, N.J., will set the stage for the upcoming third season, likely to begin airing early next year.
"It's the same deal," said Vinny Guadagnino. "It's the 'Jersey Shore' you know and love. We never fail to entertain. We have a new roommate, and we stay true to who we are. Seaside Heights is not a complicated place. There's like three bars, three clubs and that's what you see, and that's what we keep doing. It gets funnier and funnier by the second."
Angelina Pivarnick, the feisty outsider who battled throughout the second season with the other self-proclaimed "guidos" and "guidettes," was replaced for the third edition by Deena Nicole Cortese, the "partner in crime" of Snooki, who recently completed community service stemming from her arrest for being drunk and disorderly on the beach in July.
Since the cast of "Jersey Shore" last partied together at the MTV Video Music Awards, the foul-mouthed twenty- and thirtysomethings have been working hard to extend their 15 minutes of just-add-bronzer fame. Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino tangoed on and off "Dancing with the Stars," while J-Woww brawled on an episode of TNA Wrestling's "iMPACT!"
"I think we're all doing our own thing and taking this opportunity and making the best of it," said Ortiz-Magro, who is currently appearing in "Just Dance 2" commercials. "This gave us the chance to get our foot in the door, and I think we're all doing pretty good. We kicked the door wide open, and now we're just doing whatever we want at this point."
That mostly means hawking clothes, energy drinks, makeup, health supplements and an array of other products, including novels. Gallery Books, an imprint of Simon & Schuster, is scheduled to release Polizzi's "Shore Thing" in January. Just don't expect the cast to get into politics. Ortiz-Magro isn't interested in being a full-time role model.

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Jan 7, 2004
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Dont matter thoe kuhz it all boils down to tha fact dat Ronnie got stupid game! all tha shit he was doin at tha club.. THEN HE GO LAY UP WID HER RIGHT AFTA!! AND SHE FOUND OUT BOUT ALL OF IT AND SHE STILL FUCN WID HIM!! das playa shit.. Ronnies tha nigg!!
I don't think it's as much as him having game as it is that she is just that type of broad, a girl that gets treated like trash and will still stay with a guy. After all that has happened, she deserves everything she gets from him.
 
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Hilarious. They have like a 3 minute intermission during the Giants playoff game last night dedicated to: Fist Pump Intermission

They were showing random people in the stadium fist pumping, side by side with a video of the Jersey Shore folks fist pumping on the Jumbotron.


Cool story bro.
 

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yeah, jwow looks like she deserves some cack. fro reals. although if she ever tried to sock me in the face, I'd (want to) sock her in the teeth. hate fucking bitches that think they are tougher than a dude.
 
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Shiiiit.. Vinny brawd Ramona is tha baddest bitch I seen any of them niggas pull on tha show! and idk bout yah but I watch tha show for J.Woww.. if she leave Tom or if Tom leave her.. Im hoppin a flight to Jersey so I can tryda pull dat bitch.. she a rydah in both meanings of tha word! haha!
GAY AS HELL!! IF ONLY SHE KNEW U HUH? LMAOO TOO DAMN FUNNY!!
 
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All them broads could get the business! Well, except maybe Angelina. I don't care for her attitude. That, and she don't like all that good, imo (at least not compared to the rest of'em). My only gripe with Snooki is she's short as fuck. Sammi's the best lookin' one outta all of them (imo). Sammi's the kinda girl you can take home to meet your mom.
 
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Thats Heavy ^^^ LOL

I would NOT fuck Snooki real spit. My dick is better than that. and you're crazy cause i will Hit Angelina
Different strokes for different folks pimpin'. Looks-wise, Sammi's got it HANDS DOWN. Ain't shit wrong with Snooki. She a lil short, but she could still get it! Angelina would prob nag me to no end afterwards. Don't think I could deal with it. Might have to go Ike Turner on a bitch!