** Official Jersey Shore Thread **

[Grapes Of Wrath]

^~~lol

sammi is obviously the best or ronnie wouldnt be handcuffin that bitch

 

[RM211]

^Yup, Jwoww= The Beast! lol...she talks like she's been smoking cigarettes since 9.lol...I was hoping sammi was gonna knocc her blocc off

 

[RM211]

I know wut u mean tho meta4ical, angelina looks like all u need is a couple of drinks and she's untameable.lol...u see how she's fuccin wit that other dude then gets faded and starts fuccin wit vinny,who she hates, she tries too hard to fit in, from what it looks to me

 

[lenbiasyayo]

show rules

 

[j19]

"Ron" tea bagging sammi on tv was fucking funny ass shit

 

[SocialResponsibility]

But honestly - J-Wow punked the shit out of Sammie. If no one got in the middle, Sammie wasnt getting up.

Then Sammie tried to act like she beat the bitch up. Yea right. Bitch if no one was around, you was in trouble!

show is entertaining as fuck.

 

[Syk0tic]

Snooki and Angelina are pretty much the same except people accepted Snooki out of pity from getting cracked by a guy. I hate when she calls herself a guidette.

 

[RM211]

Sammi had 2 get everyones approval that beat up jenni.lol...I would've kept it real like bitch u got tossed around, dam if she would've connected on jenni when she threw her high heel at her she would've cracced sum teeth

 

[Jack Tracks]

what was the special episode about

 

[TheVille31]

just a bonus episode it was pretty good

 

[Gueroloco]

lol @ Pauly saying, "thats biggest herpe I've ever seen" to that breezy at the beach bout her lip.....

 

[timebomb]

jersey shore ftw

 

[Gueroloco]

LMAO!!!!!!!!


ya man that shit was pulsating on her lip! HAHAHA!

Yea hahaha.... Shit was disgusting, looked like another lip was starting to form!

 

[MOREBASS]

Damn, read somewhere that The Situation is making something like 5 million this year.

 

[Grapes Of Wrath]

i dont think its $5M but its a nice chunk

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News tell us that our favorite guidos and guidettes have succeeded in asking for what (they believe) they deserve! Taking a big leap from their $5,000 per episode paycheck from season one, the Jersey Shore crew will now be raking in around $30,000 per episode. Now, that’s some serious negotiation! We came up with a bunch of GTL-esque products the crew will be able to afford with their new paychecks.

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is said to have led the team in making their demands clear. He certainly had the right idea if we take a look at how much other reality stars are making. Fellow MTV stars, the cast of “The Hills,” is said to make top dollar. Kristin Cavallari earned $90,000 per episode for their final season, and Lauren Conrad took home $2.5 million per year when she was on the show! The Jersey cast was on track by taking a look at what other reality stars are making.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Mike has a ton of endorsements as well.
He gets paid just to show up places, and is endorsing a new Vodka mixture.

 

[RM211]

Just for getting fucced up and gettin bitches, dam...

 

[niguardian]

a black person actually told me this shit is funny so i have no choice but to check it out now, everybody has said somethin about this damn show

 

[niguardian]

I wanna bang snookie... I don't know why... I don't think she's hot... but I wanna smash that little ass midget bitch

because shes thick and takes pics like this (nsfw)

http://www.thisis50.com/profiles/blogs/snooki-forgets-to-wear-panties

 

[Dana Dane]

That shit The Situation pulled with Angelina would have pissed me off, if it wasn't Angelina he did it to.

Can't wait til next week to see Snooks mollywopp Angelina.

and LMFAO @ Staten Island Dump and Staten Island Ferry.

I love it when they play into the cameras with the funny ass faces and shit.