"OFFICIAL BATTLE THE PERSON ABOVE YOU THREAD"

[theflatz707]

u aint gotta sis but yur mom'll-do
me n her can hav a late night rendevouz
me n her can fuck, whil u watch yur lil kiddy-show
but dont worry ill get it all on video
so u can use it to spank-yur-monkey
u cant get puss cuz the girls say-yur-ugly
u aint pullin cards, u cant pull-a-hoe
my rhymes is colder then a pool-of-snow
that shit was weak, a waste of nine-bars
u will get killed by them oakland raider die-hards
u a disgrace-to-ya-town
ill turn ya face-to-a-frown
u the only one gettin fucked-n-the-butt
my rhymes hit ya like u got punched-n-the-gut
ima hit ya wit sixteen, but i coulda killed ya in thirteen
ima make ya mom wet, like she was surfing

 

[Blaze1]

dont talk about surfin, cause blaze be the best
i was ridin ya moms waves and wiped out on her chest
i rolled over 3 times still didnt find the edge
i done tamed the beast fought her off till the death
needless to say im out of breath
never fuck wit another fat bitch bitchin
only time they shut up is in the kitchen
snacking with the snack king, baking dinner rolls
hit it after dinner but dont get lost up in her rolls
im done playing im displayin my momma jokes
provoked actions of skeetin up in her throat
the time is now 3 and thats PST
ill be tucked in ya moms folds if ya need to find me...

Assuefatto anyone?....anyone?

 

[Ironic Commando]

u aint gotta sis but yur mom'll-do
me n her can hav a late night rendevouz
me n her can fuck, whil u watch yur lil kiddy-show
but dont worry ill get it all on video
so u can use it to spank-yur-monkey
u cant get puss cuz the girls say-yur-ugly
u aint pullin cards, u cant pull-a-hoe
my rhymes is colder then a pool-of-snow
that shit was weak, a waste of nine-bars
u will get killed by them oakland raider die-hards
u a disgrace-to-ya-town
ill turn ya face-to-a-frown
u the only one gettin fucked-n-the-butt
my rhymes hit ya like u got punched-n-the-gut
ima hit ya wit sixteen, but i coulda killed ya in thirteen
ima make ya mom wet, like she was surfing

good, take that bitch...likewise pricewise...i'll make it worthwhile to rape-that-chick// i "lay that sick" like small pox on an indian's bed sheets// you'll be murdered and melted cause i produce dead-heat// i render emcees to shivo vegetables...but tonight i can dine your rap red-meat//

i rip flesh in rhythm with my suspenseful dentals...you rhyme out your ass...only "hoe" you pullin is the business end of a garden utensil// i couldnt predict a better outline of your rhymes if i had wax paper and stencils// i shoot flames worse than hot curry and lava-lentils// i'll rob-your-mental like felonious nut cases....


i'll leave it there

 

[hblock1]

~ leave it there like tha condoms u find on ya moms bedsheets ../ test me?! betta chances drivin off in a Bentley ../ Im hard to fade wit bars for days.. Commando scarred and raped ../ hand you a Penny for ur efforts since u want it tha harda way ..!!~


carry on...

 

[Ironic Commando]

~ leave it there like tha condoms u find on ya moms bedsheets ../ test me?! betta chances drivin off in a Bentley ../ Im hard to fade wit bars for days.. Commando scarred and raped ../ hand you a Penny for ur efforts since u want it tha harda way ..!!~


carry on...

i hope for goodness sake-you-stop, like a stuffed swine...i can no longer take-your-slop// h & block...you forgot the "R" but i'll still take your taxes and stock// and compensate you with several shots to your mop// thats how you play off a name...dont care if you asked me or not// now we can segway into tech spray// like a king to rook...a kingpin to measly crooks... i'll leave your "set-slayed" like i bodied chess-collectibles// im a scud-chucker, lyrical "blood-sucker" and your necks-delectable// my text-will-wetten-hoes...just present the pussy you're rarely-on// another fairy-gone yet another stretcher you're "carried-on"

 

[theflatz707]

wut is u talkin bout, wut the fucks a scud-chucker
ya momma love 2 suck me up after i butt-fuck-her
after im done she gets the whip-cream
then the bitch licks my dick-clean
her tongue got skid marks like my dick was drif-ting
mayne u sweeter then a sweet six-teen
u a lil bitch, u cant walk-wut-u-talk
ill take u out wit one shot-from-the-glock
then youll get outlined by a cop-wit-sum-chalk
my flow hotter then a block-full-of-rock

 

[Blaze1]

ur rocked up block raps cant compete wit mah boulders
i got enough to carry the flatz, ironic and hblock on mah shoulders
im a limitless soldier, with no boundries no restraints
yous a soldier with limits, raps smell pungent like taint's
soft like a cotton tail taken from a rabbits ass
i get at chu quick than 2 shakes of a rabbits ass
for you lame dames thats fast, all other competitions in last
im ur substitue teacher so pay attetion this is my class

 

[BETO916]

yeah, substitute
aka fake shit

while I spit a lotta hot lava
that's scorchin' like Las Vegas pavement

sat here for a while and didnt say shit
but fuck it now I gotta bust a flow

I see right thru your tough guy role
duke you're soft, a toy soldier like lil romeo

this kid named the flatz aint no better though
he-thinks-the-dashes-mean-somethin'

but if he logged off and read some books
this-knucklehead-just-might-be-somethin'

but-now-he's just-a-creampuff-and
yall know I'm the snack king

but I refuse to eat garbage
so i'll continue my fasting

kickin' ass quick fast, eh?
that's a veteran's repertoire

see me creepin' slow down hblock
with the same gat Spawn got on

killa of commandos (snap) I'm gone
another rapper RIP

I'm a full grown Cali Grizz
never been a lil oso XIV



hahahaha

what is it yall....damn, this is just as fun as the tourneys.

what happened to brown boy??

 

[theflatz707]

yea the dashes dont-mean-shit, jus like-yur-life
after i spit this dope-clean-shit, ima pipe-yur-wife
u cant see me, im higher then mount everest
my bullets will get in yo head like a therapist
cuz i stay strapped like i was a terrorist
ill go all the way 2 Sac-n-blap-ya-ass
ima hit ya wit the mac-n-grab-ya-cash
hit u in the head-n-throat
im leave yo ass dead-n-broke
u aint a hustlah, u aint gettin-no-cash
fuck the 916, ima Seven-O-Sav

 

[juggalobittch]

Dayna here to begin the next set
Calm, cool, collected never gunna see me sweat
Throw you back like a shotta bacardi, your match is met
Heres what Im gunna bet, cause I sense it deeply
Your afraid of me, I can see it in your delivery
Hands shakin’, bottom lip quivery
You stutter, back track, come with it hesitantly
Speakin in hyperbole while my speech is candid
My grip on the mic is tight and heavy handed
When this gurl steps off the stage, I leave that bitch branded
Crowd pointinn’ up like the mothership landed

Imperial material killin’ you like im serial
Your style is sick cause its dyin from something vineral
I X rappers out like Im Malcom
Or just make you beg for mercy like a G-Unit album
Name no longer a mystery Cause Iam the greatest
Ur an outdated version of hip-hop and Iam the latest
You picked the right bitch to make you famous
Cause after this everybody gonna know what your name is
After these battle wounds your condition is critical
Im DANGER, you’re a one song wonder like your name is mystical
I kill careers so keep yours safe ‘n don’t risk it
Don’t put your heart in it, cause I break hearts like wet dishes

Most underrated rapper of all time
Battled many, so whos the next in line?
shit you spit will never compare to mine
Im the next lethal weapon but I aint no Gibson or Glover
When I spit heat mother fucker run for cover
Illegal physician prescribin’ overdoses
Alter your focus, then swarm you like locust
Spittin’ like I got multiplesclorosis

I come with more style then any other blonde dame
Best chic in the game like my name was Lebron James
I play the Background yall just like to talk
The longer I battle I just get stronger like The Hulk
Cuz yall know Im non-stop
Hip-hop to the top , Ill never flop
So spit back what you like
But recognize, I wasn’t born from a human
I was spawned from a mic

 

[theflatz707]

u aint nutin but a hoe witta stank-ass-puss
u suck dick like a blunt fulla dank, that-kush
im bout 2 burn yo ass wit this firey flow
then u can write about it in yur diary hoe
u spittin like i just busted one-in-yur-mouth
hoes like u get slapped 4 runnin-yur-mouth
bitch go geta dildo n shove-it-in-ya-ass-mayne
u faster then a car doin a hunnid-in-the-fast-lane
i only got ten bars 4 a five-dolla-hoe
time 2 smoke this blunt bitch i-gotta-go

 

[Lil Oso XIV]

yeah, substitute
aka fake shit

while I spit a lotta hot lava
that's scorchin' like Las Vegas pavement

sat here for a while and didnt say shit
but fuck it now I gotta bust a flow

I see right thru your tough guy role
duke you're soft, a toy soldier like lil romeo

this kid named the flatz aint no better though
he-thinks-the-dashes-mean-somethin'

but if he logged off and read some books
this-knucklehead-just-might-be-somethin'

but-now-he's just-a-creampuff-and
yall know I'm the snack king

but I refuse to eat garbage
so i'll continue my fasting

kickin' ass quick fast, eh?
that's a veteran's repertoire

see me creepin' slow down hblock
with the same gat Spawn got on

killa of commandos (snap) I'm gone
another rapper RIP

I'm a full grown Cali Grizz
never been a lil oso XIV



hahahaha

what is it yall....damn, this is just as fun as the tourneys.

what happened to brown boy??


BWAHAHAHA, BEEN GONE 4 A FEW DAYS, N THIS GUY COMES OFF SPITTEN DISSES AT EVERYBODY, OH ITS ON, LOL
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE TOURNEY?
BROWN BOY GOT BANNED BY THE WAY HOMIE

 

[hblock1]

~ tha mic u spawned from was tha one I put in ya moms puss ../ my rhymes'll levitate u like u was smokin on bomb kush ../ tha wrong look'll get u wet and I aint talkin bout foreplay ../ somebody else'll fuck u up kuhz I aint tryna catch dis whore's AIDs ../ u act too confident in ya verse but ya conscious has doubts ../ plus.. throwin stones at tha audience is tha only way u rockin tha crowd ../ u get ya rhymes ate enough dat u gon' be fed up wit me kid ../ send dis chik to sign up for tha Navy since she luv gettin wet up by seamen ..!!~


hando ya bizz...

 

[hblock1]

Lmao.. nevermind my verse.. took too long to submit it I guess..!!

 

[BETO916]

hahahaa

shit, I couldnt decide on whom to ride
so I just cocked back and let loose

its clear flatz is a punk
I see thru him like a bottle of Grey goose

spitin' murderous p's like papoose
potna, please you're pathetic and outta pocket

you picked a perilous person to phuck with
you're just a pussy, and I'm poeticly psychotic

I'm philthy, bringin' pain in the process
like battlefield amputations

you can click on me and see i'm a real player
like internet radio stations

I'll leave you lost and wetter then Hatians
caught in the midst of a storm

I bet your dick game is like you're rappin' mane
it aint hard to see you cant perform

 

[BETO916]

why did ol' girl get banned?

 

[Lil Oso XIV]

^^^^
BWAHAHAHA,
I STOLE YOUR WRITING STYLE, HERE IT GOES.

IM ABOUT TO BLOW OFF STEAM
LIKE IM BLOWIN ALL MY CREAM

ITS JUST MY THING
LIVIN ONE BIG DREAM

I WAS RAISED N THESE STREETS
AND I WAS BROUGHT UP WITH NOTHIN

I STARTED SPITTIN TO THESE BEATS
NOW I HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHIN

CHILLIN N THE CUTS WITH ALL THESE FREAKS
SHOWIN ME SILICONE N THROWIN ME MUFFINS

I GOT THE GREEN SO YOU KNOW IM ABOUT TO START PUFFIN
MARY JANES THE ONLY GIRL IM GIVIN ALL MY LUVIN

SHES GOT ME SPENDIN ALL OF MY DOUGH
I REALLY DO LOVE HER THOUGH,
SHES THE ONLY ONE THAT ASSISTS ME WHILE IM CREATING MY FLOW

IM A HI ROLLER
HARDLEY EVER CAUGHT SOBER
IM DOPE LIKE YOLA
SIPPEN ON COBRA

IM LIKE A SURGEON PERFORMIN SURGERY ON A PHILLY
I GUT IT OUT,FILL IT UP, ROLL IT TIGHT, THEN GET SILLY

GETTIN DOWN LIKE THE HOMIE FRANK NITTY
WHEN IM CHILLIN WITH THE HOMIE 9 MILLI

SO WHEN I COME AROUND,
EVERYBODY THROW UP YOUR SET N HOLLA YOUR CITY

 

[theflatz707]

i dnt fuck witta philly, only fuck witta swisher
yur gona wana kill-me, wen i fuck wit ya sister
dont get hit wit the hot led, my flows is hot red
or is it red hot, better watch out for the head shot
ill leave yur ass all bloody, the color-of-ya-rag
i feel bad 4 ya moms cuz shes the mother-of-a-fag
she bout 2 be the mother of a dead fag
fuck XIV and a muthafuckin red rag

 

[hblock1]

~ must be on one!! whats tha pushas in ya zone pumpin u wit ../ kuhz ya lines similar to fags fightin.. dawg.. dey punch like a bitch ../ i spit out thoughts from tha dome while tha uthas linger ../ droppin wisdom like dentists wit butterfingers ../ ur raps aight but u aint nowhere near capable to capture mics ../ it'd take ur favorite fan in prison to hear someone say ur ass is tight ../ u kould get murdered and in tha afterlife.. find me next to ur spirit ../ dis kat runs widda crew dat awards weakness like tha special olympics ../ i got goons on tha squad.. dont make me send em on him ../ kuhz dey'll pop ya hood like u was havin engine problems ..!!~

jus tryna keep dis thread alive....

 

[Blaze1]

with them raps...ya'll killin this thread
with all this crap rappin this thread should be dead
but blaze keeps the fire lit
like the tip of my blunt
swishers, philly's, optimos
i could give a shit roll it up
you fools get rolled up and tucked like a glock
this aint a movie, meanin my nina erupts with no talk
get lost, seek another emcee to battle, u see me and you hide
I stay around like this thread, due to Blaze IT'S ALIVE!!!!!

been in the dark a minute but now i made it thru it...haha nevermind the tech n9ne....manana chaps!