Off Topic: Do you need Elmers glue?

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Zer0.MediA

Zer0.MediA

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Am I the only one who thinks that people who put Elmers on their hands, and then peel it off or ball it up, is a weirdo?

Edit: You guys just want me to get kidnapped...
 
twicked

twicked

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I think the news clippings from it all would be something I'd keep for memory sake of this place... before they shut it down for stupid ideas like sending you out without recommending a peek at your sex offender list website for your state if you think he might cause none of this makes any damn sense or go strapped.

You can be a PUSSY or a fucking MAN.

Either way you're getting me MY FUCKING GLUE, BOY!

lol. had to.
 
twicked

twicked

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Also, I did that glue on hands thing when I was a kid. It was fun and shit but we're fucking adults now, man. wtfizutalkin'bout? lol jk
 
Zer0.MediA

Zer0.MediA

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The only reason you don't still do it today is because you don't color/cut/paste every day for 8 hours a shot.

If your job included using elmers glue I bet you'd still do that shit.
 
Zer0.MediA

Zer0.MediA

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This guy really wants to sell that fucking glue. I've gotten two more messages. He almost seems in a panic.

And he doesn't seem to be joking about it... lol.

Craigslist is fucked up.
 
L.D.S.

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I was looking for a truck on Craigslist the other day and I came upon this 80's model Chevy crew cab with the extended bed and the seller described it as "longer than a whore's dream".

I LOL'd so hard at it because that line was in the midst of all the specs on the motor, etc.
 
Asmodeus

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Good News! I've been able to get a message to him in regards to his listed adopters! I'm hoping to hear back soon, ill keep you guys posted on my possible immigrant importation!

"Hi! I'm interested in your ad on craigslist. I see you have a pair of adopters listed. I was wondering if we could work out a deal, the price you currently have listed is the cheapest I've come across as of yet. What type are they? Do they need to be used for any specific type? If you could get back to me it'd be greatly appreciated as I would like to get the process started.

- Dakota"
 
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