Odd Things That Scare You..?
- Thread starter KALYN
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narrow highways....especially when there is construction and there is a concrete barrier on each side of your car.
Bridges.....i fucking hate bridges. The bigger they are, the worse my fear is. And if I get stuck in traffic on one I start to sweat real bad. I have had re-occuring nightmares about driving off a bridge, or a bridge collapsing while I was on it, for as long as I can remember.
Hospitals....I have a hard time making visits to anyone at the hospital. And when I do, I don't want to stay long.
Bridges.....i fucking hate bridges. The bigger they are, the worse my fear is. And if I get stuck in traffic on one I start to sweat real bad. I have had re-occuring nightmares about driving off a bridge, or a bridge collapsing while I was on it, for as long as I can remember.
Hospitals....I have a hard time making visits to anyone at the hospital. And when I do, I don't want to stay long.
I am PETRIFIED of driving in the rain, but I think a lot of people fear that. One thing that CREEPS ME THE FUCK OUT is when something gets under my toenails. There is some foot fungus commercial out where the cartoon fungus goes under a toenail, and the toenail lifts up......yuuuuuucccckkk....I can feel that shit just typin this out! LOL....my husband figured out how much I hate that, and he is constantly fuckin with my toenails. Asshole!!
Ok-- I saw something foul today....and I just have no place else to share.. lol..
I supervise a team of 16... some money makers, some not.. but anyway... I have this one broad on my team, pregnant by her dude's best friend so when she has the baby she's giving it up for adoption so she can stay with her dude.. anyway... (btw, she's the one I was gonna talk about in the "lobster in her poo-nani" thread, she is far from hygenically correct- depending on the day she goes from between a dead lobster in the poo-nani to "I consume a shitty diaper on my way to work" stench...) so she's about 7 months along and eats all day every day.. needless to say she's gotten pretty big pretty damn fast.... she's standing up on the phone today (I work on a floor of 140+ people) ... she lifts her shirt up over her stomach and is scratching her big ass stomach (ghetto fab) and this broad has a tattoo (similar to the Aerosmith Logo) clear accross her stomach (top to bottom) that looks like she did it at home with a soldering iron and black sharpie... anyway so I'm standing like "Bitch-- wtf are you doin'..?! ...she pays me no mind.. and proceeds to pick weird shit out of her belly button... AND...
You Ready??
... she ate it!!!!!!! whatever she picked out of her bellybutton.... in front of GOD and everyone... she CONSUMED it!
Yeah man. What do you say to someone that does some shit like that?
I supervise a team of 16... some money makers, some not.. but anyway... I have this one broad on my team, pregnant by her dude's best friend so when she has the baby she's giving it up for adoption so she can stay with her dude.. anyway... (btw, she's the one I was gonna talk about in the "lobster in her poo-nani" thread, she is far from hygenically correct- depending on the day she goes from between a dead lobster in the poo-nani to "I consume a shitty diaper on my way to work" stench...) so she's about 7 months along and eats all day every day.. needless to say she's gotten pretty big pretty damn fast.... she's standing up on the phone today (I work on a floor of 140+ people) ... she lifts her shirt up over her stomach and is scratching her big ass stomach (ghetto fab) and this broad has a tattoo (similar to the Aerosmith Logo) clear accross her stomach (top to bottom) that looks like she did it at home with a soldering iron and black sharpie... anyway so I'm standing like "Bitch-- wtf are you doin'..?! ...she pays me no mind.. and proceeds to pick weird shit out of her belly button... AND...
You Ready??
... she ate it!!!!!!! whatever she picked out of her bellybutton.... in front of GOD and everyone... she CONSUMED it!
Yeah man. What do you say to someone that does some shit like that?
when im in states that are known for tornados and wind starts kickin up and getting breezy ill get a little uneasy thinking a tornado is gonna swoop me up off the ground and im gonna start flying around, i dont really trip when its daytime, but for some reason when its dark out i associate tornados with nightime
also it depends on how im feeling, but im usually not down to swim in the ocean, or a big ass lake since i cant see whats under me, if im on a intertube or somethin its all good but just to be out there swimin for hours aint my forte
also it depends on how im feeling, but im usually not down to swim in the ocean, or a big ass lake since i cant see whats under me, if im on a intertube or somethin its all good but just to be out there swimin for hours aint my forte
