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Anyone know the real point of this game? LMAO I've voted on all my issues but I dunno if I wanna join the UN but then again I dont think it really matters.
 
Apr 25, 2002
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To watch your country develop over time as it faces other issues, to test out your own political theories, to see how your political theories compair to those of other people, because so may people talk about politics and this is a chance for them to put up or shut up, etc, etc, etc


I'm just waiting for them to add war to the game
 
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The People's Republic of Blood Cold
"One Tree Falls For Another"


UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:Average
Economy:Weak
Political Freedoms:Average

The People's Republic of Blood Cold is a small, safe nation, remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. Its hard-nosed population of 10 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass -- juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 43%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Woodchip Exports.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, gambling is outlawed, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, and political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Blood Cold's national animal is the silverback gorilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the hemoglobin.

:cool: Blood Cold is ranked 1st in the region and 29,685th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates. :cool:
 
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The Holy Empire of Mac Jesus
"We don't need no water let that motherf*cker burn! "


UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent Economy:
Developing Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: GOM
The Holy Empire of Mac Jesus is a tiny, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate population of 6 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass -- juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Religion & Spirituality, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 43%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Basket Weaving.

Elections have been outlawed. Crime is relatively low. Mac Jesus's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the cash.

Mac Jesus is ranked 3rd in the region and 56,304th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
 

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The Rogue Nation of Helicopter Pirates





Location: GOM
The Rogue Nation of Helicopter Pirates is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 29%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, followed by Basket Weaving and Pizza Delivery.

Crime is relatively low. Helicopter Pirates's national animal is the crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the booty.
 
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The Holy Empire of Argun Darr
"Suffer the wrath of Gringo Maximo"


UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Average Economy:
Powerhouse Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: The North Pacific
The Holy Empire of Argun Darr is a tiny, devout nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and Commerce. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery industries.

Crime is a serious problem. Argun Darr's national animal is the Slamperdon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Uberdolar.
 
Apr 25, 2002
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The People's Republic of Blood Cold
"One Tree Falls For Another"




UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Very Good
Economy: Imploded
Political Freedoms: Good

The People's Republic of Blood Cold is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed population of 74 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 83%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, cars are banned from built-up areas, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, and the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blood Cold's national animal is the silverback gorilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the hemoglobin.

Blood Cold is ranked 15th in the region and 85,462nd in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.