No thanks, I don't need a ride

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montroller510

montroller510

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SHEA said:
Say the night was slow... nothing but mud-ducks @ San Jose Bar & Grill, or say... The Caravan... a couple of notches roll through with their men, have a drink or 2 & strike.. your getting no action.

Here comes along this taxi cab driver, & you've had a few to toss back, maybe beer goggles might be in place...

She's like "You need a ride?"

& your like... I'm cool but thank you. But how about instead you buy me another shot of this here Hennessey Priviledge?

& she's like "Sure, but I'm driving you home after, just so you know"

would you say "Nah fuck it, I got some Stoli Vodka in my backpack?

Or

would you say "Fuck it, whats good for the eye aint whats good for the dick?"

I would go with the latter half & fuck the bejesus outta that ass, you never know that shit might be as watertight as a frogs pussy.
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basically shea fucks fat bitches too:siccness:
 
MizeryMade

MizeryMade

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dojasak707 said:
bruh its more like we know we can do better. and there is a huge percentage of women that are between where the taxi girl stands and a professional model lol. right? Im just saying i know for a fact i would not be flirting with any of those girls at a bar, club, etc. much less take them back to the pad for business lol.
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Fair enough.

Yes, there are.

I'm just sayin' there's nothin' wrong with the bitch in the taxi driver costume (MY OPINION). To each his own though.
 
drewski.kalonji

drewski.kalonji

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@ SHEA, LOL yeah if i was in that position I could see myself asking for a couple drinks and talking to them a little, and if I really needed a ride and they offered yeah probally.
But what it comes down to is, me and homies probally would have left San Jose Bar and Grill if it was that slow and big heffas were crawling all about, would have headed to the next spot like loft to holla at asian girls, and did it moving if it was empty of attractive or at least semi attractive women.
 
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Jan 29, 2006
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Reverend Shea.



i should make a fat chick appreciation thread to post pics of the BBW we all love and adore. but then id probbaly get hated on so fuck yall ill just stick to jacking off in my room to fat porn.
 
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