Satire going right over I AM's head. What's new?
"Don't pay much attention to the scale. Let it revolve around your diet--not vice versa. Pay more attention to if your lifts are increasing and your clothes are fitting better (no homo)."
No Homo, 4 times out of 5, is used before the other person even suspects you've said something that could be construed as homo; for example, commenting about how another man's clothes fit and adding in "no homo". That, my friends, is far from lame.
Use it. Don't use it. It doesn't matter. No Homo is here to stay. It's not just a phrase anymore--it's a tool that has been placed in our mouths.
...no homo.
On the contrary, running around saying "FAG" as your #1 insult......that right there would most likely make you a homosexual.
If that is your insult par excellence; if that is the first thing that comes to mind when you dislike someone, that they might possibly be a gay and thus acting how they are; then you are probably a gay yourself.