HEY LAMBERTO! SERIOUSLY MAN! ME AND YOU ARE OL' FRIENDS (sorta)...I'M NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY. GIVE ME THE NUMBER, AND I'LL TALK TO YOUR BOSS. ONLY. ONLY. ONLY! DO IT WHEN YOU CAN SEE THE REACTION, AND HEAR IT, TOO. PLEASE OH PLEASE...LET ME DO IT. I WONT EVEN BE THAT RUDE ABOUT IT. I'M TYPING IN CAPS TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I NEED TO DO IT. JUST LET ME FUCKING DO IT.
NOW GODDAMNIT. LET ME KNOW A LITTLE BIT IN ADVANCE, AND WE'LL SET UP A TIME. I HAVE NO QUALMS ABOUT AIRING OUT AN ANNOYING BITCH, REGARDLESS OF THE SEX. I'LL JUST SAY, COULD YOU ASK THIS BITCH TO SHUT UP, I WAS TRYING TO CONCENTRATE ON MY KAMA SUTRA VOL. 4 BOOK, AND THIS BITCH WAS KILLING MY BONER. PLEASE SHUT HER UP, OR I MAY STICK ALL OF YOUR PAGES TOGETHER NEXT TIME. FUCKER.
DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!