Yeah Zer0, that chunk white tuna only. That other pink shit is ridiculous. How bout' eggs?????
I can see it now...
::hearing the chiming sounds of a day dream::
Restaraunt in downtown Kansas City, grand opening, everything "Tuna"... Booming business... "Strange Tuna" is the name of the store... Nahh scratch that, "Tuna-N-More".... Nahh, "Tunabulou"....nahhh, "Just Tuna" yeahhhhhh....
Soon as you walk in, you hear the song playing lightly over the PA system... "Fishy Lil' thing's"...
You are greeted by Strange7 at the door, cause she is "WHITE ASS HELL"....
You walk in, and you reach the end of the long line. You see a Big Guy running back and forth sweating with a brief case, note pad and a phone... None other than Travis taking orders for the delivery guys, who are none other than Craig and Cory. ha, ha...
-Travis-Where the hell are yall, we have three orders in Northtown and you and Cory are lolly gaggin'... We have Kutt fishing at Troost lake for some more supplies, and yall still haven't made it back yet! Your fired, but first, make this last run damnit...
-Craig-Yessuh'... I's on it, I's on it... (holding hand over phone speaking to Cory whispering) I told you that we wouldn't be able to make out on the clock. You never listen do you? Okay, we'll be there shortly...
You finally make it to the line, and someone screams, "What can I catch for you today???" (sort of like Gates!") You tell em' tuna fish sandwich and a tall glass of red Kool-Aid. With a bag of Rap Snacks with Vell Bakardy on it. those are the hater flavored ones... You are seated and wait for your food. then you hear a bell ring and all you see is a hand and red hair with a chefs hat on that belongs to a short guy and the guy comes to the pick up window, "Ding, Ding!!!" "Tuna sandwich! Pick it up "Jeah"!!!"
After your two hour wait, you bite into it, and just sit back, smile and enjoy the rest of your day...
::chiming day dream music kicks back in::
Shakes head, nahhhhh, wouldn't work...!!!! Sorry sounded good though!