I nominate Terrapatch. He already asked for mod powers, he writes at an undergraduate level most of the time, and he's a centrist like myself.
giving the boards to nefar is the exact same as giving the board to 2-0-Dicx. Giving the board to nitro is the exact same as giving the board to Mccleanshit.
NITWIT flowz is a hogostick, but he's better than all the above. Shit I'd take Sheenanicole over nitro or nefar.